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I Demand Diversity in Our Horses

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All Conference
Jan 28, 2004
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We need to diversify our mascot's horse so as not to offend any barn animals.

Let's start with a few of these: an American Quarter Horse, Hungarian Lipizzon, Arabian, Belgian Warmblood, Brasiliero, Cavallo Siciliano and a Romaniian Mountain Horse.

While we are assembling this herd we need to work with Castro to eventually get a Caballo Cubano to the Stadium.

I will start this project - just send all donations to me.
 
I want diversity and to include all animals.

Why stick with horses?

Knights on horses is the way of medieval times. We have made so much progress since then.

Whats wrong with a Knight or Knightress riding a mule, giraffe, pig, cow, etc?

It's time to make a statement and show how diverse we really are!
 
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