OT: One Line Jokes
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A higgs boson walks into a church in the middle of a service to the surprise of the priest who asks "what are you doing here so late?" to which the particle replies "Hey, you can't have mass without me!"
This post was edited on 1/20 7:18 PM by RUTBAY
This post was edited on 1/20 7:18 PM by RUTBAY
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Someone asked my dad what Casey Stengel would think of today's brand of baseball?
My dad said: if Casey was alive today, he'd roll over in his grave.
My dad said: if Casey was alive today, he'd roll over in his grave.
The pizza man asked my dad if he wanted his personal pizza cut in 3 slices or 4
He said 3, I don't think I can eat 4
He said 3, I don't think I can eat 4
Two nude streakers ran onto the field in front of Yogi.
When he got home I asked him if they were boys or girls?
He said: I couldn't tell, they had bags over their heads.
When he got home I asked him if they were boys or girls?
He said: I couldn't tell, they had bags over their heads.
Thanks Zappa. I still think one of the best from your father was when Joe Torre asked him what time it is. Your Dad was to have said, "It's now."
Did you hear about the optician who fell into the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
