OT: My last year I think

[huskersalways]

This will be the 28th year I have been draft eligible. If I don't get picked this year maybe it is time to move on. I started out being draftable as a CB, then a LB, and now as a DT. :(

 

[JPhoboken]

You still have Offensive line to go, don't give up, remember how Bobby Boucher did when he was past his prime.

 

[RUScrew85]

Long Snappers last forever. Don't give up hope.

 

[RU4Real]

Try punting. It's really just a muscle memory thing - with enough practice, anyone can be good at it.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Huskers,

You would make a tremendous team manager. Practices could be held on the field at your house, you could have the neighbor's kid set up a Runza Sandwich stand and make a boatload of coin on residuals taken from the little guy, and of course Mr. and Mrs. Screw and I would be treated to steak-and-portobello salads for keeping the children off the playing field. Have you figured out where the piano bar will be, and where the cell-phone reclamation site will be?

 

[RUScrew85]

Huskers,

You would make a tremendous team manager. Practices could be held on the field at your house, you could have the neighbor's kid set up a Runza Sandwich stand and make a boatload of coin on residuals taken from the little guy, and of course Mr. and Mrs. Screw and I would be treated to steak-and-portobello salads for keeping the children off the playing field. Have you figured out where the piano bar will be, and where the cell-phone reclamation site will be?

Runza licious. MMmmmmmmmm.

 

[zoby]

Remember, "The older you get, the better you were."

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Runza licious. MMmmmmmmmm.

And you, Mister, did not send the required pic from Vegas. I'd put you on mute if you didn't already opt out all by yourself.

 

[NJDOVES]

What Jim Valvano said...

 

[ruready4somefootball]

Lol, that was great OP.

 

[MrsScrew]

Huskers,

You would make a tremendous team manager. Practices could be held on the field at your house, you could have the neighbor's kid set up a Runza Sandwich stand and make a boatload of coin on residuals taken from the little guy, and of course Mr. and Mrs. Screw and I would be treated to steak-and-portobello salads for keeping the children off the playing field. Have you figured out where the piano bar will be, and where the cell-phone reclamation site will be?

this is the most comprehensive post ever.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

this is the most comprehensive post ever.

And I did it without pictures.

 

[RU4Real]

this is the most comprehensive post ever.

Yeah, but only for the people inside your little box.

 

[RU4Real]

I mean... ya know... not YOUR box, per se...

 

[RU4Real]

No, wait...

 

[RU4Real]

I mean, not your "box"... That's not what I meant. I meant more like... ya know... your magic triangle.

 

[RU4Real]

CIRCLE.

Not triangle.

 

[huskersalways]

This thread became harder to understand than the wonderlick test.:confused:

 

[RutgersRaRa]

This thread became harder to understand than the wonderlick test.:confused:

If you don't mind me asking, since you are now a public commodity anyway, what was your score when you took the Wonderlick last month?

 

[huskersalways]

If you don't mind me asking, since you are now a public commodity anyway, what was your score when you took the Wonderlick last month?

I don't recall exactly but I know it started with a decimal point.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

I don't recall exactly but I know it started with a decimal point.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold your horses right there! All this time we've been thinking you're a Nebraska fan, and it turns out you're a Miami fan? I am so disappoint. Heartbroken, really.

 

[RU4Real]

When I worked for the NFL it was the practice of some hiring managers to administer the Wonderlic to prospective candidates.

 

[huskersalways]

I just received a call from a number I didn't recognize. Sadly it wasn't an NFL team but I did learn that I have an Uncle who passed away in Nigeria and if I give them my SSN and bank account and routing info I will inherit $30 mil!!!!!!!:D

 

[RutgersRaRa]

I just received a call from a number I didn't recognize. Sadly it wasn't an NFL team but I did learn that I have an Uncle who passed away in Nigeria and if I give them my SSN and bank account and routing info I will inherit $30 mil!!!!!!!:D

Brewster, my man!! I mean, sorry about your uncle.

 

[RU4Real]

I just received a call from a number I didn't recognize. Sadly it wasn't an NFL team but I did learn that I have an Uncle who passed away in Nigeria and if I give them my SSN and bank account and routing info I will inherit $30 mil!!!!!!!:D

As this would clearly solve all our problems, I support you moving forward with it. This can't possibly go badly.

 

[WhiteBus]

Husker, stay by the phone. They never draft elder great player in the first 2 rounds. Stay strong, keep working out...and get a really good agent. I have complete faith in you! :)

 

[huskersalways]

Well, another year has passed where every NFL team has failed to realize how great a player they missed out on.:(


But hey!!!! June 8th baby!!!! MLB draft!!! I'm ready. I have the best Eephus pitch in the game.:D

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Well, another year has passed where every NFL team has failed to realize how great a player they missed out on.:(


But hey!!!! June 8th baby!!!! MLB draft!!! I'm ready. I have the best Eephus pitch in the game.:D

This is just a random thought, but have you ever considered being a ref? I'm sure you could learn the rules of football if you worked at it.