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10 Things I wish RU worked on this Summer!!!!

rpiseman

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1.) Reem and Beem worked on covering and tackling instead of their podcast.

2.) Jai Patel was rumored to be able to make PATs instead of dating Sydney Sweeney

3.) Dremel decided that because he’s 28 years old, it’s ok to give himself the green light to return kicks or punts

4.) Desmond Igbinosun had his brother sneak him into OSU practice so he could learn how to take good angles

5.) Instead of a pool party at Schiano’s house the team had a proper funeral to commemorate the death of the DARK SIDE defense

6.) Moses Walker learned the defense in case he needed to play

7.) Wesley Bailey had whatever he keeps injuring amputated so he could not be on the “questionable” or “out” list every week

8.) A coach gave the dline permission to sack the quarterback

9.) We raised enough NIL money to buy Toure a new ACL.

10.) Herbstreit and Jake Butt told the media we’d suck so the kids would play with an Edge instead of buying into the press clippings.
 
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