They really gave you a $10 million buyout without a winning season or a decent recruiting class?
Steve: "We've only played two games and I already have more wins than you."
Rob: ":grimace:"
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Steve: “and then someone posted on the message board that a reliable source said you were definitely gone...”
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Chris: “bwaahahahaha... reliable source!!!”
Pike: Hey Chris did you hear this one? Urban Meyer, Barry Alvarez and Pat Hobbs walk into a bar.....
Chris: Geez Steve, that's an old one!!!!
Chris: Geez Steve, that's an old one!!!!
If they gave you $10M to suck, Imagine what's coming my way?!?!!
Ash: Hey Pike, do you know if Stony Brook might be looking for a great DC next year? I always wanted to be a Seawolf.
Chris: Stony Brook! That's on Long Island isn't it? Do they play C.W.Post?
Heard their QB sucked!
Of course not.
But the quote was supposed to be Pike thinking to himself. I'll fix it. Thanks. ;)
Steve: “so let me get this straight, it’s third and long, the o line just let’s the defense run straight through, clobber the QB, and bam, roughing the passer and a first down!?! That’s genius!”
Ash: Hey Pike. you need to stop recruiting the Jersey kids. If you talk me up to Hobbs, I will connect you internationally. I have a really good pipeline to Sweden and Australia. And I have a guy working on people in Malta as we speak.
Together we can control the world.
Together we can control the world.
STEVE: wait you get another $8,000,000 and you get to go to Sweden for recruiting trips???
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ROB: Actually, I’ve given up on recruiting anywhere outside of Sweden!
STEVE: I now understand why you changed you name to Rob.
Steve: “hey Chris...”
Ash: ....
Steve: “Chris...”
Ash: ....
Steve: “Chris!!!!”
Ash: “dude, it’s Jurgen”
Steve: "I hear they are going to give you a 10th victory celebration in a few years that will make this look feeble":grimace:
Steve: did you get CViv a gift for the occasion.
Rob: sure did. An autographed copy of How To Build A Championship Culture With Chris Ash.
Steve: Bwhahaha...you serious? she's gonna wipe her butt with that. Hahahaha
Rob: yup, joke's on her. I can't pay to get people to take them off my hands. Sucka!
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Hey Steve, look over your shoulder. See the guy in red with the teeth and the glasses? Been followin’ me for days. Keeps telling people he’s my older brother, Rob. I think he works for Mueller. What was I thinking when I told Roger Stone that I got the plan I gave to Hobbs from Hilary’s server?
HEY STEVE IM GETTING OUT OF TOWN SOON WITH MY FAMILY BEFORE WE GET KILLED BY PS AND THE GUY SITTING BEHIND ME WITH GLASSES MY TWIN IS TAKING OVER...
Steve: "We've only played two games and I already have more wins than you."
Rob: ":grimace:"
Pike: So Rob...what do you call a man with no arms and legs in your pool?
Ash: It's Chris...
Pike: Bob
Ash: My name is CHRIS!!!
Pike: Chill bro! The punchline is Bob, like bobbing in a pool.
Ash: Oh sh*t...that's funny!!! Speaking of Bob, I'm loving me some Barchi! I call him Benjamin Barchi. Cha ching!!!
Chris: Don't worry Steve, Saint John's will give you the Kansas treatment we got.
Steve: "We've only played two games and I already have more wins than you."
Rob: ":grimace:"
Steve: "We've only played two games and I already have more wins than you."
Rob: ":grimace:"
Really...you have no plan- no ideas?
MO
Steve: "We've only played two games and I already have more wins than you."
Rob: ":grimace:"
