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Church of Chop Friday Sermon - RU v USC 10.25.24

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Trojans of USC. Our Knights travel west for our first ever friday night fight against a newcomer to the B1G. We continue our quest for a bowl and Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Monangai the Mighty penetrate their wicked walls. Let Strong the Summoner and Dynamite Dymere Miller duck and dive through their defensive shields. Let Hamilton the Hammer and Abram “The Wrecking Ball” Wright whack and wallop their wooden horse. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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