Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Huskies of Washington. After a tough road victory, Our 3-0 Knights return to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan for a Friday Black Out Fight. We face a hoard of heretic hounds from the West as we continue our Holy Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.
Let Monangai the Mighty and Brown the Butcher smash through their sniveling snouts. Let Dynamite Dymere Miller crash past their collared canines. Let Robert “The Anvil” Longerbeam and Bailey the Bomber pound and pummel their pathetic paws. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Let Monangai the Mighty and Brown the Butcher smash through their sniveling snouts. Let Dynamite Dymere Miller crash past their collared canines. Let Robert “The Anvil” Longerbeam and Bailey the Bomber pound and pummel their pathetic paws. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
