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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Michigan 11/5/22

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Wolverines of Michigan. Our Knights return to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan for a ferocious Battle under the lights. We face an epic undertaking against an undefeated B1G foe as we continue our Quest to reach a Bowl… and we shall have no fear.


Let Langan the Brute smash against their gnawing fangs. Let Cruickshank the Quick blaze past their slashing claws. Let The Wizard Wimsatt play steadfast and true. Let Melton the Mauler and Brother Powell, the Merchant of Pain, strike fear into their pleated khakis. And let the Righteous Boot of the Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak bring honor to the memory of the late great Ray Guy by pinning the nonbelievers far and deep.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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