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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Michigan State 10-14-23

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Spartans of Michigan State. We celebrate a Holy Homecoming as Our Knights return to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to face another B1G foe. Facing a new leader of an enemy that recently excommunicated the Frisky Faux Friar Tucker, we continue our Quest to reach a bowl… and we shall have no fear.

Let Langan the Brute smash through their heathen helmets. Let Joltin JaQuae Jackson and Strong the Summoner blaze past their thrusting spears. Let the Wizard Wimsatt whip the pigskin over their blocking shields. And let Toure the Menace and Dixon the Destroyer flatten their fighting formations.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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