Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Spartans of Michigan State. Our Knights bounce back from a brutal clash to head westward as we sharpen our axes and resolve to face another B1G foe. We continue our Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.
Let Monangai the Mighty, wielder of 3000 yards, batter and break their blocking shields. Let King Kaliakmanis sling spirals to Christian “The Diesel” Dremel and Strong the Summoner as they fiercely forge through their faithless formations. Let Dixon the Destroyer and Aaron “The Law” Lewis, the Master of Disaster, shatter and snap their sinning spears. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Let Monangai the Mighty, wielder of 3000 yards, batter and break their blocking shields. Let King Kaliakmanis sling spirals to Christian “The Diesel” Dremel and Strong the Summoner as they fiercely forge through their faithless formations. Let Dixon the Destroyer and Aaron “The Law” Lewis, the Master of Disaster, shatter and snap their sinning spears. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
