Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Golden Gophers of Minnesota. Last week Our Knights battled back from a deficit to defeat the Heathen Hoosiers and end a brutal home drought of B1G wins. We now travel West to battle another B1G foe and former Disciple of Our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano. We continue our Quest to reach a Bowl… and we shall have no fear.
Let Langan the Brute bust through their buck-toothed tackles. Let Ryan the Rugged streak past their reaching rodent claws. Let Aaron “The Law” Lewis, the Master of Disaster, snap the oars of their golden rowing fleet. And let the Righteous Boot of the Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak pin the nonbelievers far and deep.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Let Langan the Brute bust through their buck-toothed tackles. Let Ryan the Rugged streak past their reaching rodent claws. Let Aaron “The Law” Lewis, the Master of Disaster, snap the oars of their golden rowing fleet. And let the Righteous Boot of the Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak pin the nonbelievers far and deep.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
