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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Minnesota 11.9.24

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Gophers of Minnesota. Our Knights return from a bye week to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to face a former disciple of Our Lord and Savior and B1G foe. We continue our quest for a bowl and Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Monangai the Mighty batter and bash their buck-toothed blasphemers. Let Burlsworth Trophy nominee Hollin “The Plow” Pierce repel and rebuff their rodent ravagers. Let Loyal the Lionheart and Hamilton the Hammer destroy and demolish their demon dams. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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