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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Nebraska 10.5.24

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Cornhuskers of Nebraska. After a victorious Friday Night Thriller, our Knights celebrate an amazing 4-0 start as we travel Westward to battle those buttery boys from Lincoln. We continue our Holy Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Monangai the Mighty and Brown the Butcher crush and clobber their cowardly crops. Let King Kaliakmanis and Strong the Summoner fly through their ferocious fields. Let Desmond “The Duke” Igbinosun and Bruisin’ Bo Mascoe blast and burn through their bountiful bushels. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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