Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Penn State 11/19/22

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Nittany Lions of Penn State. Our Knights return one last time this season to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to play our regional B1G foe. We prepare for battle with that team from Pennsylvania as we continue our Quest to reach a Bowl… and we shall have no fear.

Let all the Seniors play steadfast and true as we honor them for their devotion to the Church of Chop.

Let Langan the Brute smash through their ferocious fangs. Let Monangai the Mighty pound against their slashing claws. Let Loyal the Lionheart and Hamilton the Hammer destroy their furry feline front. And let the Righteous Boot of the Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak pin the nonbelievers far and deep.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Nittany Lions of Penn State. Our Knights return one last time this season to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to play our regional B1G foe. We prepare for battle with that team from Pennsylvania as we continue our Quest to reach a Bowl… and we shall have no fear.

Let all the Seniors play steadfast and true as we honor them for their devotion to the Church of Chop.

Let Langan the Brute smash through their ferocious fangs. Let Monangai the Mighty pound against their slashing claws. Let Loyal the Lionheart and Hamilton the Hammer destroy their furry feline front. And let the Righteous Boot of the Aussie Assassin Brother Korsak pin the nonbelievers far and deep.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Amen
 
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MADHAT1

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I think it's time to retire that chop thing.
maybe your reply should be chopped out because heretics shouldn't be allowed to commit blasphemy in the Church of Chop thread .
Let's all attend mass at the
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Go RU
 
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