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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v UCLA 10.19.24

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Bruins of UCLA. Our Knights return to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan on this Holy Homecoming to rebound against a budding B1G blasphemer. We continue our quest for a bowl and Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Monangai the Mighty trounce and trample their terrified teddies. Let Christian “The Diesel” Dremel and Dynamite Dymere Miller smash and spoil their heathen honey. Let Hollin “The Plow” Pierce protect our picnic baskets from their cursed claws. Let Loyal the Lionheart hibernate their unbearable barrage. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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