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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Virginia Tech 9.21.24

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Hokies of Virginia Tech. After two resounding victories and a restful bye week, our Knights travel southward to face a former big east fowl foe of old. We fight to continue our winning streak and our Holy Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.

Let Monangai the Mighty pummel their pouncing poultry. Let King Kaliakmanis soar the football past their flanking feathers. Let Loyal the Lionheart and Desmond “The Duke” Igbinosun gobble up their wild wicked wings. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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