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Church of Chop Saturday Sermon - RU v Wagner 9.30.23

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Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Seahawks of Wagner. After a tough road loss our Knights return to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to battle a fowl foe from the Northeast Conference. We continue our Quest to reach a bowl… and we shall have no fear.

Let Langan the Brute pluck their flapping feathers. Let Christian “The Diesel” Dremel soar past their grasping wings. Let Toure the Menace and Bailey the Bomber blow up their flocking patterns. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.

And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
 
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