Dark Helmet: "I said across her nose, not up it!"
Asshole: "I'm sorry sir, I'm trying my best!"
DH: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Major Asshole: "I did sir, he's my cousin."
DH: "Who is he?"
Col. Sanders: "He's an asshole sir."
DH: "I know that, what's his name?"
Col. S: "That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!"
DH: "And his cousin?"
Col S: "He’s an asshole too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Asshole!"
DH: "How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?"
Entire Bridge Crew: "Yo!"
DH: "I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!"
*helmet down*
DH: "Keep firing assholes!"
- Spaceballs
You decide who's who in the modern world.