OFFICIAL 2024 Howard Bison Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Remember '16?
Near disASHter averted
Won't happen again

Putting the Bison
On a major blowout alert
Win by 40 points

 

[Knight Shift]

It is thread bump time
Mod's daily barrage of posts
Loses many threads

 

[angmo]

Howard the Bison
He is no Michael Tyson
It rhymes but it sucks

 

[NealPageNJ]

Haiku Thread Is Fun
Look-a-like thread?
Go RU

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku Thread Is Fun
Look-a-like thread?
Go RU

Look alike thread fell
Below a sea of mod threads
With zero replies

 

[RUforester72]

Bison on the plains

Had a tough time surviving

Worse in New Jersey!

 

[Knight Shift]

Buffalo U bulls?
Howard U are the bison?
What is this bullship?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Buffalo Burgers
Are they comparable to
Farmer's Cow Paddies?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Most important thing
Will Ooh-La-La girls be there?
Football, well, who cares?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Start chillin' the beer
'Cause football season is here
The tailgate's in gear

 

[DJ Spanky]

The thread is falling
Time to bump it to the top
Haiku style of course!

 

[Knight Shift]

Kickoff upon us
Cars are packed with tailgate gear
Football season's here!

 

[RuBird]

Baklava Bomber
Brantley Miller and Dremel
Maybe we can pass

 

[Morrischiano]

First name colleges
Make for good season tune ups
Forty one to ten

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

KAL-I-AK-MAN-IS
Revives Rutgers Passing Game
KALIAKMANIS!

 

[wicker]

Some Famous Howards
Men like Cosell, Stern and Hughes
See big RU win