OFFICIAL 2024 Maryland Terrapin Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Redemption-for now
Defense repaired, Passes aired
Terrapins sinking

 

[RUforester72]

The Terps return home
Duck poop all over their shell
It really smells bad

 

[BeantownKnight]

Did well against Ducks.
All things considered, that is.
Hope that means they're spent.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Slaughter the turtles!
Grind their shells into powder
Grill turtle kabobs.

 

[Knight Shift]

Tickets really cheap!
Maryland not far away!
And get some crabs too!

 

[Morrischiano]

Just get to 6 wins
No Baby Tua- No Loss?
Refs Give Home teams Calls

 

[RUforester72]

Knights stop Billy boy
With a very balanced game
Run Monangai Run!

 

[wicker]

Does Greg Schiano
Utilize cover two shell
Versus Terrapins?

 

[Morrischiano]

Tickets really cheap!
Maryland not far away!
And get some crabs too!

Went to Maryland
Got crabs- not the kind you eat
Had to shave my balls

 

[DJ Spanky]

No Baby Tua
Playing in the CFL
Gone from Maryland

So now all they've got
Pedestrian replacement
Need lots of pressure

Let's bang out a win
Michigan State, Northwestern
Both beat them at home

 

[Knight Shift]

Went to Maryland
Got crabs- not the kind you eat
Had to shave my balls

No Baby Tua
Playing in the CFL
Gone from Maryland

So now all they've got
Pedestrian replacement
Need lots of pressure

Let's bang out a win
Michigan State, Northwestern
Both beat them at home

Let's bang out a win?
Morrischiano got crabs!
Sounds too dangerous.

 

[Antnee79]

Are you a turtle?
You bet your sweet ass I am
Time for turtle soup

 

[Knight Shift]

No more Taulia
Terrapins pass defense sucks
Athan wins the game

 

[Ronnie_B]

****ing pissed off, saw the Maryland team walking out of the hotel as I was walking in, went straight to my bag to put on my RU cap and it's not there. ****ing left it home.

 

[Knight Shift]

****ing pissed off, saw the Maryland team walking out of the hotel as I was walking in, went straight to my bag to put on my RU cap and it's not there. ****ing left it home.

Ronnie B pissed off
Forgot hat and Haiku rule
Seven five seven

 

[BeantownKnight]

Need to win today
Aint so sure about next two
Who would've thunk it?

 

[Knight Shift]

Need to win today
Aint so sure about next two
Who would've thunk it?

MSU is crap
Feed Bielema pork roll cheese
He will choke on it

 

[BeantownKnight]

MSU is crap
Feed Bielema pork roll cheese
He will choke on it

Still, more injuries
Not sure the post-season waits
We'll limp to the end

 

[Knight Shift]

Still, more injuries
Not sure the post-season waits
We'll limp to the end

Injuries happen
To every team in B1G
MSU banged up

 

[BeantownKnight]

Injuries happen
To every team in B1G
MSU banged up

I'm watching them now
Not quite world beaters, for sure
Let's win today though

 

[Knight Shift]

I'm watching them now
Not quite world beaters, for sure
Let's win today though

Planned to go today
Lethargy overcame me
Three naps felt real good

Speed cams scared me too
Too much driving and hassle
Wife was quite relieved

 

[BeantownKnight]

What are these "speed cams"
I keep hearing about? And,
why should one be scared?

 

[Knight Shift]

What are these "speed cams"
I keep hearing about? And,
why should one be scared?

Speed cams are cash grab
On Interstate ninety-five
Not scared, just annoyed

Enough of hassle
To drive down and back; Don't need
Ticket and fine too.

 

[BeantownKnight]

Speed cams are cash grab
On Interstate ninety-five
Not scared, just annoyed

Enough of hassle
To drive down and back; Don't need
Ticket and fine too.

Like those signs on I
see on the Parkway that read,
"Speed enforced by aircraft"

 

[Knight Shift]

Like those signs on I
see on the Parkway that read,
"Speed enforced by aircraft"

MSU-Doo Doo
Or, Illini world beaters?
Three TD big win