OFFICIAL 2024 Minnesota Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

PJ Rows the Boat
Scarlet Knights sink their season
Teacher schools student

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

Gophers, home, away.....
It doesnt really matter
Hey, we suck again

 

[DJ Spanky]

Gopher meat chewy
Tenderize well on the field
Just like London Broil

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Minnesota Nice
That's what it will be when we
Chop the rowing boat

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Gophers shall destroy …

Schiano’s porous defense

I miss the bye week

 

[BeantownKnight]

No one expects that
We will win. Which is just what
Schiano had planned.

 

[RutHut]

Row, row, row, the boat
Gently down the field, merrily, ...
Rutgers D will yield

Chop, chop, chop the tree
With a dull old ax, merrily, ....
Gophers kick our ass

 

[Knight Shift]

Row, row, row, the boat
Gently down the field, merrily, ...
Rutgers D will yield

Chop, chop, chop the tree
With a dull old ax, merrily, ....
Gophers kick our ass

Ouch, that really hurt
Chopping wood happens on dirt
PJ wears a skirt

Haiku making rhyme
Requires too much thought and time
Win will be sublime

 

[Knight Shift]

Developmental
Program; just poor excuse for
Mediocrity

Fieldhouse, injuries
These-the excuses du jour
Coach needs a mirror

Winning games is hard
Is eight wins too much to ask?
With softer schedule?

What if RU played
Purdue nine times, Wagner three
Maybe thera's a chance.

 

[Knight Shift]

Gophers come to SHI
Fleck respects Schiano
Maybe lets us win?

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

6 point spread, oh my

We are going to lose big

Load up on Gophers

 

[RUforester72]

Artificial turf
Nothing for Gophers to eat
Weak rodents can't win

 

[Knight Shift]

A winning idea-
Carl Spackler for guest Head Coach
Blow up them gophers!!

 

[Doctor Worm]

We take early lead
Demand that point counting cease
Declare victory

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's get on the boat
Throw the gophers overboard
Row to victory

 

[wicker]

Underrated show-
The Go Go Gophers cartoon.
Is Greg the colonel?

 

[Morrischiano]

B Ball starts next week
Should have hired Cignetti
Vote Democracy!

 

[scarletpumpernickl]

What's wrong with our D
Lost a coach to the Gophers
Corey Hetherman

 

[newell138]

Fake coach Walz loses
Then row row row Fleck loses
Rutgers back on track

 

[DJ Spanky]

Grind up the Gophers
Serve up ground gopher burgers
On a Kaiser roll.

 

[Knight Shift]

A Carl Spackler ode-
Great green gobs, greasy grimy
Gopher guts-chop chop

 

[DJ Spanky]

You forgot about
Mutilated monkey meat
And needing a spoon.

 

[Knight Shift]

You forgot about
Mutilated monkey meat
And needing a spoon.

Sounds kind of weird, dude
Mutilated monkey meat
And spoons? Not my thing!

Where are the sheep, though?
They're muttons for punishment
No teams named the sheep.

 

[Knight Shift]

Great news Rutgers fans!
Basketball starts Wednesday
Undefeated team!!

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

On this awesome day,

As America wakes up,

I say Rutgers wins!

 

[Knight Shift]

On this awesome day,

As America wakes up,

I say Rutgers wins!

Celebrate Rutgers!
One five five years ago, first
College football game

An awesome day-yes!
College football, a great sport!
Even when team stinks

 

[Doctor Worm]

Celebrate Rutgers!
One five five years ago, first
College football game

An awesome day-yes!
College football, a great sport!
Even when team stinks

College football - yes
Semipro ball - not so much
It just ain't the same

 

[Knight Shift]

College football - yes
Semipro ball - not so much
It just ain't the same

In one eight six nine
Players got nil NIL
Media rights nil too

 

[Knight Shift]

Jimmy V once said
Don't give up; don't ever give
Up. Let's go Rutgers!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Just no interest
Gonna be a small tailgate
Too much going on

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

On this awesome day,

As America wakes up,

I say Rutgers wins!

My haiku was right

I said Rutgers wins this game

My haiku was right

 

[RutHut]

Hope springs eternal
But we won't get fooled again
YEAH!!! Meet the new boss