OFFICIAL Buffalo Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Big challenge ahead
Bulls are tougher than Jayhawks
Can't take their bull shit.

 

[Ruthinking]

Tweets are not helping.
Can we go back to chopping?
We are the hunted.

 

[Knight Shift]

Tweets are not helping.
Can we go back to chopping?
We are the hunted.

Twitter is poison
Live your life in the real world
Not on internet

 

[OTBOTOR]

Tweets are not helping.
Can we go back to chopping?
We are the hunted.

More like the road kill
Will coaches and team show up?
Or even the fans?

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

4, 5, 6-year build?

Buffalo is ready now

0 and 1 next week?

 

[RutHut]

More like the road kill
Will coaches and team show up?
Or even the fans?

We are in the hunt
But there's a problem with that
Since we're the rabbit

Ash does have a plan
But can he execute it
Without a vision

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

6 years? What a joke.
Ash is a walking excuse
and a Lame duck coach

 

[BlockR]

when things fail always there
will always be
substitutes and alternatives
and options

 

[RutHut]

6 years? What a joke.
Ash is a walking excuse
and a Lame duck coach

Who's accountable?
Have plenty of QC guys
But work is not done.

 

[RutHut]

OTwinowski
Not a win for Buffalo
OT win for us

 

[RuBird]

Has the hunt begun
The Target Buffalo Bulls
Knights Big game hunting

 

[rurichdog]

In college football,
anything is possible.
'Cept an RU win.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Playing Buffalo.
So who cares about the game?
Stay at the tailgate.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Flood said 1 and 0
We all laughed at him each week.
Ash goes 0 and 1.

 

[RuBird]

The Buffalo Stance
Was Sung By Neenah Cherry
Rutgers Stomps the Bulls:pray:

 

[RutHut]

The Buffalo Stance
Was Sung By Neenah Cherry
Rutgers Stomps the Bulls:pray:

Money...can win love
Wins are what I'm dreamin of
What..what is he like!?

Judgement day is done
Sentence in purgatory
At least two long years

It's too late to pray
Should look for devine guidance
For a new head coach

 

[APKnight]

Bring back Schiano
Rev up the helicopter
Recruiting matters.

 

[RuBird]

Back Home Saturday
Should be Home Field Advantage
Get to seats by noon

 

[ScarletDave]

If we can beat buff
Do we make room at High point
for the Ash statue

 

[RuBird]

Sparse Crowd Saturday
I will have to cheer loudly
My wife says I can

 

[Knight Shift]

Sit, Gio, Lewis?
Pacheco in the wild knight?
Was high school QB.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

GS will return

We will win championships

After we pay Ash

 

[ScarletStateofNJ]

‘Nother loss on Ash heap
Rock Chalk loss-recruits 2nd thoughts?
Hobbs dialing Kiffin!

 

[Doctor Worm]

Alas! Woe is us!
Cursed, scorned, mercilessly mocked
Like Biblical Job

 

[Doctor Worm]

But ser'uosly folks
Let us pray for kyk
Hope he didn't bet

 

[Doctor Worm]

Dear HCCA:
Put the "sit" in Sitkowski
RU fans beg you

 

[Doctor Worm]

when things fail always there
will always be
substitutes and alternatives
and options

Your Haiku doth fail
I replace it with this one
Metric'ly correct

 

[Knight Shift]

Your Haiku doth fail
I replace it with this one
Metric'ly correct

Way over his head
But not surprising from him
Can't count to seven

 

[megadrone]

Another coach can't win
Should implode in a few months
Lather, rinse, repeat

 

[Knight Shift]

Saturday is gone
Things cannot get any worse
Don't ever give up

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Another coach can't win
Should implode in a few months
Lather, rinse, repeat

Its five, seven, five
counting syllables too hard?
you can do better

 

[megadrone]

Its five, seven, five
counting syllables too hard?
you can do better

My counting is good
My syllables are good too
Take another look

 

[Knight Shift]

My counting is good
My syllables are good too
Take another look

In first line of yours
I counted six syllables
Perhaps he is right.

 

[megadrone]

In first line of yours
I counted six syllables
Perhaps he is right.

Damn you both are right
My heartfelt apologies
Will do better for next week

 

[jmg75]

Ok, here we go
Shuffle off to Buffalo
What? It's a home game?

Oh. Nevermind then
Proceed to Piscataway
Kill Victor E. Bull

 

[Knight Shift]

Damn you both are right
My heartfelt apologies
Will do better for next week

Don't give up Haiku
Haiku mistakes forgiven
Also forgotten

 

[jmg75]

My lawyer advised
Go start drinking heavily
This too will soon pass

Fired the lawyer
Spent the money on more booze
Will drink this one out

 

[jmg75]

How to cook a bull:
Kill it, dice it very fine
Roast for four quarters

 

[jmg75]

In Piscataway
Unlike in Pamplona Spain
The bulls will not run

 

[jmg75]

Piscataway plain:
Stand the Scarlet matadors
Set to kill the bulls