Huskies beat Huskers
EMU did beat Rutgers
Rutgers beats Huskers
EMU did beat Rutgers
Rutgers beats Huskers
OFFICIAL Husker Haiku Thread
- Thread starter Knight Shift
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Nebraska loses
Penny Hofstadter is sad
Not tonight, Leonard
Penny Hofstadter is sad
Not tonight, Leonard
Seems the Cornhuskers
These days can't cut the mustard
Lincoln's lost luster
Post pre-game bluster
We'll have a knuckle duster
Kill the Cornhuskers
These days can't cut the mustard
Lincoln's lost luster
Post pre-game bluster
We'll have a knuckle duster
Kill the Cornhuskers
Let's send those Huskers
Out to detassle some corn
After we smoke them.
By the team scoring more points
Then them. (Just sayin'.)
Out to detassle some corn
After we smoke them.
We can only win
By the team scoring more points
Then them. (Just sayin'.)
Many ways to win
"Win" in eye of beholder
Moral victories
Did you ever win
Participation trophy?
Nope. Did not think so.
Souffle the Huskers
Can of corn for the Scarlet
Sweet return trip home
Back to Lincoln Neb
Won't need a map this time
We have Lewis and Clark
Can of corn for the Scarlet
Sweet return trip home
Back to Lincoln Neb
Won't need a map this time
We have Lewis and Clark
Corn dipped in blood
It will be yellow no longer
We drain their life source
It will be yellow no longer
We drain their life source
Children of the corn
Emerge from the killing field
Dripping Husker blood
Don't know what it is
Patrick RU ninety two
We like violence
Emerge from the killing field
Dripping Husker blood
Don't know what it is
Patrick RU ninety two
We like violence
Bugeaters are lame
Cornhuskers are even worse
Scarlet Knights are great
Cornhuskers are even worse
Scarlet Knights are great
We beat our chests here
Talking smack via Haiku
Hope team follows suit
Talking smack via Haiku
Hope team follows suit
Irrational fans
With exuberance to match
It's fun while it lasts
Clarification
Irrationality - good!
That's why we are fans
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