OFFICIAL Illini Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Rutgers Football' started by Knight Shift, Oct 27, 2019.

  1. Knight Shift

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    This is for @RutHut
    New team motto--Fear the Gap!
    The Hunt is long gone

    Fence the Garden-dead
    But what does Fear the Gap mean?
    We will find out soon.
     
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  2. Knight Shift

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    Lovie rolling
    With two B1G wins in a row
    We are their "gap" game.
     
  3. RutHut

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    Much better motto
    It's assertive, not passive
    The R highlights gap
     
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  4. RRRRUUUU

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    Langan, Pacheco
    Keep running through Nov ‘19
    ‘20 they’re Choppin’
     
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  5. DJ Spanky

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    Taking out the trash
    As needs to be done weekly
    Haters gonna hate!
     
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    RU got a win
    Will it be two in a row?
    Let's go Scarlet Knights!
     
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  7. Doctor Worm

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    What are Illini?
    Singular form -Illinus?
    Sounds like Charlie Brown.
     
  8. Knight Shift

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    Lovie beat Badgers
    And Purdue-weak B1G West teams.
    Knights will win this game.
     
  9. DJ Spanky

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    Twenty-one point dogs.
    Need a two game winning streak
    Shock the Illini!
     
  10. Knight Shift

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    Fly Johnny Langan
    Get your shinebox ready, Cole
    You will be busy.

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  11. RUsince52

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    Chance for two straight
    Make it a long day for them
    Lovie dovie, not.
     
  12. RutgersMO

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    Fighting Illini
    Meet Rutgers Knights do or die
    Ride the Scarlet storm

    Mo
     
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    Where’s Greg Schiano?
    With Pat at the Hale Center!
    It was all a dream..
     
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    Beat Liberty Flames
    Now you are a juggernaut
    Til Illinois game
     
  15. DJ Spanky

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    Beat the Illini
    Make them regret killing off
    Chief Illiniwek
     
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    Rutgers slays Liberty
    Knight is falling in Piscataway
    Warriors ruin your day
     
  17. RutHut

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    Football game this week?
    Haiku/Look-alike bullied
    I'll talk to lawyer
     
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    What channel? What time?
    The DVR won't comply
    Taped Purdue last week
     
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    Hobbs is just a pawn
    Who will win in game of chess
    And capture king Greg.
     
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    S L farking scum
    don't give a hoot anymore
    beat the illini
     
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    No! They are rightous
    Saving world from all evils
    From their Mom's basement
     
  22. Knight Shift

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    No, call Keith Sargeant!
    Huge expose with fake facts
    Do not curse him out!
     
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    Don Henley once sang
    "We all know that crap is king"
    Hobb's dirty laundry
     
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    SL once again
    The AD in disarray
    People defend them.

    No fan of RU
    They'll bring us down if they can
    Just to get more clicks.
     
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    Worst team in the Big
    Versus up and coming team
    End of Rutgers dream
     
  26. Knight Shift

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    RU ready for Knightmares
    Be very afraid.
     
  27. DJ Spanky

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    Lovie Smith's folly
    Plays the house that Ash burned down
    Film at eleven.
     
  28. RuBird

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    GS yes or no
    Will Hobbs be fired Monday
    I am so confused
     
  29. RuBird

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    IP and Johnny
    Need to run for two hundred
    It’s not happening
     

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