OFFICIAL Illini Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

This is for @RutHut
New team motto--Fear the Gap!
The Hunt is long gone

Fence the Garden-dead
But what does Fear the Gap mean?
We will find out soon.

 

[Knight Shift]

Lovie rolling
With two B1G wins in a row
We are their "gap" game.

 

[RutHut]

Much better motto
It's assertive, not passive
The R highlights gap

 

[RRRRUUUU]

Langan, Pacheco
Keep running through Nov ‘19
‘20 they’re Choppin’

 

[DJ Spanky]

Taking out the trash
As needs to be done weekly
Haters gonna hate!

 

[RutgersRockies]

RU got a win
Will it be two in a row?
Let's go Scarlet Knights!

 

[Doctor Worm]

What are Illini?
Singular form -Illinus?
Sounds like Charlie Brown.

 

[Knight Shift]

Lovie beat Badgers
And Purdue-weak B1G West teams.
Knights will win this game.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Twenty-one point dogs.
Need a two game winning streak
Shock the Illini!

 

[Knight Shift]

Fly Johnny Langan
Get your shinebox ready, Cole
You will be busy.

 

[RUsince52]

Chance for two straight
Make it a long day for them
Lovie dovie, not.

 

[RutgersMO]

This is for @RutHut
New team motto--Fear the Gap!
The Hunt is long gone

Fence the Garden-dead
But what does Fear the Gap mean?
We will find out soon.

Fighting Illini
Meet Rutgers Knights do or die
Ride the Scarlet storm

Mo

 

[RRRRUUUU]

Where’s Greg Schiano?
With Pat at the Hale Center!
It was all a dream..

 

[wicker]

Beat Liberty Flames
Now you are a juggernaut
Til Illinois game

 

[DJ Spanky]

Beat the Illini
Make them regret killing off
Chief Illiniwek

 

[Mister G]

Rutgers slays Liberty
Knight is falling in Piscataway
Warriors ruin your day

 

[RutHut]

Football game this week?
Haiku/Look-alike bullied
I'll talk to lawyer

 

[RutgersRockies]

What channel? What time?
The DVR won't comply
Taped Purdue last week

 

[RutHut]

Hobbs is just a pawn
Who will win in game of chess
And capture king Greg.

 

[RUforester72]

S L farking scum
don't give a hoot anymore
beat the illini

 

[RutHut]

S L farking scum
don't give a hoot anymore
beat the illini

No! They are rightous
Saving world from all evils
From their Mom's basement

 

[Knight Shift]

Football game this week?
Haiku/Look-alike bullied
I'll talk to lawyer

No, call Keith Sargeant!
Huge expose with fake facts
Do not curse him out!

 

[RutHut]

No, call Keith Sargeant!
Huge expose with fake facts
Do not curse him out!

Don Henley once sang
"We all know that crap is king"
Hobb's dirty laundry

 

[DJ Spanky]

SL once again
The AD in disarray
People defend them.

No fan of RU
They'll bring us down if they can
Just to get more clicks.

 

[Jaycg15]

Worst team in the Big
Versus up and coming team
End of Rutgers dream

 

[Knight Shift]

Worst team in the Big
Versus up and coming team
End of Rutgers dream

Illinois football
RU ready for Knightmares
Be very afraid.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Worst team in the Big
Versus up and coming team
End of Rutgers dream

Lovie Smith's folly
Plays the house that Ash burned down
Film at eleven.

 

[RuBird]

GS yes or no
Will Hobbs be fired Monday
I am so confused

 

[RuBird]

IP and Johnny
Need to run for two hundred
It’s not happening