OFFICIAL Knight v. Husky Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Ash Era Begins
Knights ride home with win on sled
Pulled by beaten Dawgs.

 

[RU23]

Coach Ash leads the way
Scarlet Knights travel far to
Beat down the Huskies

 

[RU23]

10 strong is preached
Ash era starts with big win
Fence the Garden thrives

 

[Knight Shift]

RU Twenty Three
Haiku-Seven Five Seven
Fence the Garden grows.

 

[DJ Spanky]

There once was a man from Nantucket

Oh, wait...you want Haikus, not limericks...

Let's win this season
No boos for Laviano
Stay classy people.

What is a husky?
A furry dog to neuter
Snip, snip, nice doggy.

 

[Knight Shift]

Tailgate-dawg kabobs
On a Knight's lance-- Better than
Pork Roll for breakfast

 

[Knight Shift]

Go Laviano!
QB with less syllables
Haiku easier

 

[RuBird]

Can't watch on TV
Listening on radio
bELieve in Coach Ash

 

[RU23]

Can't watch on TV
Listening on radio
bELieve in Coach Ash

Might watch at the Yard
Or stream it illegally
Can't do radio

 

[Scarlet16E]

Listen on my phone
Scarlet knights with the upset
Tailgates start next week!

 

[Knight Shift]

Rutgers fans scramble
For TV viewing options
PAC12- WTF?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Huskies blindsided
Laviano lights them up
No credit given.

 

[Ruthinking]

Don't get me started
I waste too much time counting
Syllables on hand

 

[Knight Shift]

Knights take Seattle
Whip the Huskies like sled dogs
Ride to victory

 

[DJ Spanky]

We shred the Huskies
Laviano haters mourn
He plays the whole game.

 

[BeantownKnight]

Three thousand miles
Is not too much to travel
For a win. Is it?

 

[PatrickRU92]

Labor Day football
The Dogs will be castrated
chop off those nutsacks

 

[Alaska_Dawg]

Those who call 'it' pizza pie
Shall fly to Seattle to watch their team die

(that's all I got)

 

[scarlet_ty]

Pizza pie to eat
Watch the knights pound the puppies
Ash gets first win, yay!

 

[DirtyRU]

Don't believe the hype.
The Reign ends on the first day.
They, too, bleed scarlet.

 

[mikershoein]

Alaska is hell
Pizza pie is only Greek
Hookers are fair priced

 

[Alaska_Dawg]

Alaska is hell
Pizza pie is only Greek
Hookers are fair priced

D@mn you !

 

[DJ Spanky]

The Alaska Dawg
Despite his protestations
Just sucks at Haiku.

 

[Knight Shift]

Husky fans cocky
Some guaranteeing a win
Don't believe the hype

 

[DJ Spanky]

Not Husky Heaven
Beaten like a bad doggy
RU triumphant.

 

[mighty_knights]

Rutgers O Erupts
With Mt. Rainier-like Fury
All dogs fear the Ash

 

[cicero grimes]

Alaska Dawg is a nabob
Pizza is a Pie.
Seattle is where Husky dreams wither and die.

 

[Knight Shift]

Grimes' rhymes are big crimes
Haiku is five seven five
Not the opposite

 

[Alaska_Dawg]

Rutgers O Erupts
With Mt. Rainier-like Fury
All dogs fear the Ash

Well played.

 

[newwavedave1]

What the hell is Haiku?

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Rutgers O Erupts
With Mt. Rainier-like Fury
All dogs fear the Ash

Might have a winner there...

Boatgating, sublime
The Hunt begins with 10 strong
The PAC 12 gets shocked!

 

[DJ Spanky]

What the hell is Haiku?

Haiku is for you
5-7-5 syllables
Make up each stanza.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Boatgating, sublime
The Hunt begins with 10 strong
The PAC 12 gets shocked!

Hunt mentioned again.
Why the love for this horse race?
It's football season!

 

[cicero grimes]

Grimes' rhymes are big crimes
Haiku is five seven five
Not the opposite

you have committed a micro aggression Knight Shift. Apologize or I will be forced to retreat to my safe space.

 

[Knight Shift]

you have committed a micro aggression Knight Shift. Apologize or I will be forced to retreat to my safe space.

My apologies
To the great Cicero Grimes
Should have trigger warned.

 

[cicero grimes]

My apologies
To the great Cicero Grimes
Should have trigger warned.

Thank you. Now I can exit my safe space, although I will likely require years of counselling to recover. Ah, PC run amok. What a country.

 

[Knight Shift]

Thank you. Now I can exit my safe space, although I will likely require years of counselling to recover. Ah, PC run amok. What a country.

Knight Shift runs tight ship
Reply in form of Haiku
Or GTFO. [cheers][roll]

 

[cicero grimes]

Knight Shift runs tight ship
Reply in form of Haiku
Or GTFO. [cheers][roll]

Melting like a summer snow.
Knight Shift is attacking me but again
I long for safe space

 

[PhilaPhans]

Knight Shift runs tight ship
Reply in form of Haiku
Or GTFO. [cheers][roll]

Hahahahaha.
Hahahahahahaha.
Hahahahaha.

 

[Knight Shift]

Knight has given up
Grimes, a Mets fan, must be good
But bad at Haiku