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OFFICIAL Ohio State Haiku Thread

It's all about OSU's defense. They look totally confused at times. Their offense - on the other hand - will move the ball against anyone. The only question marks on their offense are their 3 freshmen quarterbacks who occasionally make the predictable errors. I only see OSU getting better and better as the season goes along. Their FR RB and those receivers are unstoppable - especially the receivers. I truly believe that Rutgers can put up 25 to 30 points on their weak defense. Holding them under 30, though, is a whole different issue
 
It's all about O
SU's defense. They look to-
Tally confused at

Times. Their offense - on
the other hand - will move
the ball against an-

E-yone. The only
Question marks on their O
Fense are their 3 fresh

Men quarterbacks who
Occasionally make the
predictable air

Ors. I only see
OSU getting better
and better as the

Season goes along
Their FR RB and those
Receivers are un-

Stoppable! espesh
E-ally the receivers.
I truly believe

Rutgers can put up
25 to 30 points
on their weak defense.

Holding them un-
der 30, though, is a
whole different issue
 
Time of possession
Is key to keep the D fresh
Fine with dink and dunk
 
A measuring stick
Greater than that from last week.
No to three yard pops
 
Sailor Columbus
Discovered America
Hated Ohio

So Ohio folks
Named town after Columbus
Said: "Eat Buckeyes, Chris."

Scarlet Knights must crush
These Columbus smart asses
So Chris is avenged
 
Art Schlichter says lay the points
But his play caused A
Woody Hayes punch to the neck
 
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Twas the night before
Buckeyes, and all through R House
Fans getting ready

To tailgate, get roused
Knights will be chopping, minced nuts
For all; Buckeyes fall.
 
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