OFFICIAL Purdue Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

RU v. Purdue
On turf track field for choo choo
Loud train whistle too

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bartenders unite!
Let's beat the Boilermakers
Waste of good whiskey!

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Purdue or Haiku
Is it really another
one-week season now?

 

[Knight Shift]

Purdue or Haiku
Is it really another
one-week season now?

Prelude to Penn State
But Greg chops one at a time
Four on Rondale Moore

 

[wicker]

Twelve days of football
Eight laterals, three OT's
Just one victory

 

[Knight Shift]

Twelve days of football
Eight laterals, three OT's
Just one victory

Seventy-Eight points
And thirty-five to zero
Looks like improvement

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Refs owe Purdue now
Boilermakers will get calls
Rutgers, Big Ten noobs

 

[RutHut]

Schiano haunts Brohms
Brothers yell at each other
We just keep chopping

 

[Knight Shift]

Schiano haunts Brohms
Brothers yell at each other
We just keep chopping

Jeff yelled at Brian
Louisville-RU- O six
Jeff still yells at him

It's like Step Brothers
Jeff is the huge doucher
Brian is Brennan

 

[BeantownKnight]

I remember your
game against Minnesota
You didn't play D.

Keep that coming as
our offense is playing
well. (But) We play D, too!

 

[Knight Shift]

Can we get same refs
From Purdue and Gophers game?
They seemed to like Brohm

 

[RUforester72]

This team is ready
to surprise the B1G again
Boilermakers pain

Speed and Jersey tough
is a great combination.
Come home with the win!

 

[RutgersRockies]

Ross-Ade Stadium
Locker room now has A/C
Great for November

 

[RutgersRockies]

Knights won last meeting
Boiler Up? No. Boiler Down!
Rutgers wins again

 

[RutHut]

Your four-day weekend
Three hoops and a football game
We go four and oh

 

[Knight Shift]

Your four-day weekend
Three hoops and a football game
We go four and oh

Hula hoops, RutHut?
Hoops Haiku-is that allowed?
Will check Haiku rules

 

[Knight Shift]

Your four-day weekend
Three hoops and a football game
We go four and oh

Monmouth game cancelled
Three and oh still possible
Beat the boilers, please.

 

[RutHut]

Monmouth game cancelled
Three and oh still possible
Beat the boilers, please.

Bless your Sacred Heart
You're Fairly Ridiculous
Trump went to Hofstra

 

[DJ Spanky]

Monmouth game cancelled
Three and oh still possible
Beat the boilers, please.

Monmouth's women's game
We still can go 4-0
Schedule suck you do.

 

[RuBird]

Moral Victories
Signs of better days to come
Beat Boilermakers

 

[Knight Shift]

Monmouth's women's game
We still can go 4-0
Schedule suck you do.

Look, DJ Spanky
Made Haiku non sequitur
Schedule suck you do?

 

[RutgersRockies]

Hula hoops, RutHut?
Hoops Haiku-is that allowed?
Will check Haiku rules

Hoops and then football?
It's fine for proper haiku
Celebrate Rutgers!

 

[RuBird]

Happy Thanksgiving
First Rutgers beats SHU
Then we beat Perdue

 

[Knight Shift]

Happy Thanksgiving
First Rutgers beats SHU
Then we beat Perdue

Beat Perdue? Chicken?
Would that be by choking it?
Sorry, meant chopping

 

[Knight Shift]

Must stop Rondale Moore
Quarterback on run and back
Would be a good start

 

[DJ Spanky]

Haikus are lacking.
Let's beat the whiskey sours
And derail their train.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

There once was a fan
from Lafayette, whose Purdue
team can go suck it