OFFICIAL USC Trojan Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Fight on! Trojans cheer
Wounded Knights a team to fear?
Is it a lost year?

If Terps can do it
Scarlet Knights can do it too
Make Trojan fans boo

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Another matchup

Another disappointment

I am Rutgers fan

 

[Knight Shift]

Eleven mil bucks
Lincoln Reilly seat is warm?
On fire if they lose

 

[RUforester72]

University
of Spoiled Children embarrassed.
Scarlet Knights surprise?

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

L-A Friday Night,
Troy will not be entertained,
Rutgers Reborn, CHOP!

 

[Knight Shift]

Lame week of Haiku
No haiku @DJ Spanky ?
Go at Trojans hard

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Lame week of Haiku
No haiku @DJ Spanky ?
Go at Trojans hard

Haikus are like Greg

Underappreciated

One-word haiku verse

 

[Knight Shift]

Haikus are like Greg

Underappreciated

One-word haiku verse

One word haiku verse?
Onomatopoeia-nope!
Try again later

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Kaliakmanis
That works for 5 syllables
KAL-I-AK-MAN-IS !

Kaliakmanis
ATHAN Kaliakmanis
Kaliakmanis

Kaliakmanis
Touchdown Kaliakmanis
Kaliakmanis

Kaliakmanis
Play-action pass, looking long..
TOUCHDOWN IAN STRONG!

Hip-po-pot-o-mon-
stro-ses-qui-ped-a-li-o-
pho-bi-a... so close!

 

[Knight Shift]

Show a little faith
There is magic in the night
Rutgers wins, all right!!!

 

[MrsScrew]

Perhaps the West coast
Will be what we need to win
Get us back on track

 

[Morrischiano]

From breakout season
To another losing year
Trojans wear condoms?

 

[Morrischiano]

1 AM.....you up?
RU down big at halftime
Late night Big 10 call !!!

 

[RutHut]

Last second field goal!
Why the hell did you wake me!
It was a good dream.

Now how can I sleep?
Knowing the state of program
Worse than a nightmare.

 

[MrsScrew]

The coliseum
Of course I'm making the trip
Hope to see a win