How many times have your wife or girl friend been pissed off at you since you were paying more attention to sports than her?
Apple has finally come up with a product that will not only save your marriage but lead to better hot sex.
With this product, you can now pay attention to your honey and also follow sports.
If she says, "Honey, can we go shopping?"
You say, "Yes, I am all yours."
This will certainly piss off her girlfriends, but screw them.
Look, women want quantity time from their guys, not quality time. That is just the way they are.
If you are with them, they are happy. But let''s not forget, you are also happy too since you can keep track of your other love.
When you get home you won't even have to ask. Just make sure you got some Viagra handy (if you need it).
In fact, I recommend you go buy two watches: one for the left hand and one for the right hand.
Ok, some will call you a "Watchhole," but do you really care?
Apple has finally come up with a product that will not only save your marriage but lead to better hot sex.
With this product, you can now pay attention to your honey and also follow sports.
If she says, "Honey, can we go shopping?"
You say, "Yes, I am all yours."
This will certainly piss off her girlfriends, but screw them.
Look, women want quantity time from their guys, not quality time. That is just the way they are.
If you are with them, they are happy. But let''s not forget, you are also happy too since you can keep track of your other love.
When you get home you won't even have to ask. Just make sure you got some Viagra handy (if you need it).
In fact, I recommend you go buy two watches: one for the left hand and one for the right hand.
Ok, some will call you a "Watchhole," but do you really care?