OT. for those with high blood pressure

[beaced]

Years ago,a friend of mine normalized his blood pressure by losing some weight. Divorced his 110 lb wife.(true story)

 

[oldman87]

There is already a one line joke thread.

 

[RUwoz]

There is already a one line joke thread.

And most of the jokes are at least funny

 

[R1776U]

what about high blood pressure if you aren't married to begin with? ... maybe stress from your job? ... at least with a wife you can get laid

 

[Knight Shift]

what about high blood pressure if you aren't married to begin with? ... maybe stress from your job? ... at least with a wife you can get laid

Do what oldman87 does:

I usually just wipe down the screen and keyboard when I'm done.

 

[R1776U]

Do what oldman87 does:

solid advice.. my bad.. as a millenial i should have learned that in elementary skool

 

[Knight Shift]

solid advice.. my bad.. as a millenial i should have learned that in elementary skool

You don't have to talk to your computer or cuddle when your done either.

 

[RU_DIO]

In all seriousness, if you have high blood pressure, drink 8-16 ounces of tomato juice or V8 with 1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper a day and it will go down 10 -15 points.

 

[czxqa]

what about high blood pressure if you aren't married to begin with? ... maybe stress from your job? ... at least with a wife you can get laid

Clearly you've never been married.

 

[oldman87]

I cut myself 4-5 time a week to keep my blood pressure at acceptable levels.

pv = nrt

 

[R1776U]

Clearly you've never been married.

you'd be correct.. i live the single life... till i'm ready to settle down, and i don't see that coming anytime soon.. i'm still young and ready to "fool around" as you elder folks would say

 

[CornerTavern]

Clearly you've never been married.

Lolz

 

[beaced]

In all seriousness, if you have high blood pressure, drink 8-16 ounces of tomato juice or V8 with 1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper a day and it will go down 10 -15 points.

You omitted the jigger of vodka.

 

[JMORC2003]

Should be more than 110lbs.

 

[DJ Spanky]

You don't have to talk to your computer or cuddle when your done either.

Or buy it dinner beforehand.