OT: Has anyone here ever French kissed a cow?

[DJ Spanky]

I artificially inseminated one once, does that count?

Was it good for you?

 

[m1ipabrams]

Was it good for you?

honestly it was pretty disqusting. Anything that involves wearing a glove up to your shoulder can't be good.

 

[DJ Spanky]

honestly it was pretty disqusting. Anything that involves wearing a glove up to your shoulder can't be good.

Did you smoke a cigarette afterwards?