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OT- Mail order brides

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Has anyone purchased a Russian bride? I got an email that said I could get a Russian bride and the pictures of them were amazing. The email said that they can cook, clean, and even field dress small animals. They all looked like runway models.
 
You can send a letter of inquiry to their manager...Ivan Jerkanov
 
I knew a Russian mail order bride once believe it or not. She was very pretty and fairly smart and perfectly nice. I truly believe she is a good hearted person. But she ditched her husband after a fairly short time. I mean, look at it from her point of view.... The guys was a loser...she got a green card....eventually you gotta move on.
 
It's very specialized now, and they now come in your team's apparel.
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Could be worth the potential anger issues, but you'll have to decide that for yourself. Go RU!!
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Holy Sh!+, I had no idea we even had a women's curling team; never mind one with so many hotties on it. Is this a BIG sport or do we compete in a single sport conference.
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Originally posted by mikeinsec127:
Holy Sh!+, I had no idea we even had a women's curling team; never mind one with so many hotties on it. Is this a BIG sport or do we compete in a single sport conference.
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Title IX. People used to complain, but times have changed due to, ya know, curling and whatnot.
 
talk to AlaskaGuy on the soundoff board.. he'll tell you everything you need to know.. seriously
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Originally posted by RUinBoston:

I knew a Russian mail order bride once believe it or not. She was very pretty and fairly smart and perfectly nice. I truly believe she is a good hearted person. But she ditched her husband after a fairly short time. I mean, look at it from her point of view.... The guys was a loser...she got a green card....eventually you gotta move on.
I know a guy who found a bride on one of those meet a woman trips to Costa Rica. Married her and brought her to the US. His life was pure hell from that day on. She took him to the cleaners. Lost everything he had worked for all his life.
 
Two experiences both with colleagues at work:

The first guy brought over a Russian mail-order bride who came here with a young daughter. After a number of years, the woman died of a brain tumor and the young girl now a teenager went back to live with her biological father. The kid brought back one-half of all this guys assets to Russia with her.

The 2nd one I worked with. She looked a lot like the Russian women in the Americans who was a double spy and eventually sent back to Russia. This woman slept with the head of HR, ditched her husband and now has a high level position at the place I used to work at.

Overall, I have not heard too many positive Russian mail-order brides stories. Personally, if I was going to go mail-order, I would marry a Hispanic woman. Obviously, this is a generalization but IMHO they are just as hot and are brought up to value family and loyalty.
 
If you call and place an order within the next 10 mins do you get a second one for free?
 
My father taught me about life: Work hard, be honest, treat others the way you would like to be treated and, whatever you do, stay away from women from Eastern Europe.
 
Originally posted by WhiteBus:

If you call and place an order within the next 10 mins do you get a second one for free?
Only if you are Mormon or Muslim.
 
Looove the linked article. Hilarious.

My college roommate's younger brother just married a Russian mail-order bride a few months ago. Thing is, he's unmotivated, lazy, and in debt with no credit. So she can't run away with all his money because he doesn't have any. I've already started noticing changes in him (kinda positive), so maybe the Russian anger quotient and high sense of self-worth might actually do him some good!
 
If you need to "purchase" a women, I would suggest it be for a much shorter period of time depending on just how long it takes for you to ejaculate. I think this short term purchase will be a lot less stressful than having the rest of the package.
 
Have you checked into leasing? Seems to be the more economical way these days. I would look into ebay also, find someone with a good seller rating.
 
Originally posted by RUich:
If you need to "purchase" a women, I would suggest it be for a much shorter period of time depending on just how long it takes for you to ejaculate. I think this short term purchase will be a lot less stressful than having the rest of the package.
Are you sure?

You know what they say: Herpes - the gift that keeps on giving.
 
Anyone that thinks you don't pay for it one way or another is deluding themselves. The ones I didn't pay for ending up costing way more both emotionally and financially in the long run.

Regarding "mail order brides". Yes it's a bad idea. Obviously most Ukrainian women and others are just looking for a way out of their country. Maybe some really want to be happily married. If you really believe there is such a thing.

Problem is they are even more demanding, selfish and controlling than American women. Hard to believe but true.
 
What Dr. Potato says below is correct. They are looking for a ticket out of Russia/Ukraine and to the U.S. Most of those marriages end up in divorce after residency or citizenship is established.
 
Originally posted by Dr. Potato:
Anyone that thinks you don't pay for it one way or another is deluding themselves. The ones I didn't pay for ending up costing way more both emotionally and financially in the long run.

Regarding "mail order brides". Yes it's a bad idea. Obviously most Ukrainian women and others are just looking for a way out of their country. Maybe some really want to be happily married. If you really believe there is such a thing.

Problem is they are even more demanding, selfish and controlling than American women. Hard to believe but true.
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Ive taught in St Petersburg, traveled in Russia and have seen most of Ukraine. Ukrainian women ESPECIALLY are beautiful. If you meet a women in a normal way face to face they are often incredible women.

But the mail order "business" has SO many variations of scams it would be impossible to list them all.

This thread feels like its 1990 all over again LOL
 
what Dr. Potato said applies to a lot of the hindu arranged marriages too. seen it happen way too many times.

too many south asians in america head out to foreign countries and for wives or husbands. same shit happens once they get their green card.

one dude at work had it happen twice to him.




This post was edited on 4/12 1:28 PM by jay_hq
 
Originally posted by jay_hq:
what Dr. Potato said applies to a lot of the hindu arranged marriages too. seen it happen way too many times.

too many south asians in america head out to foreign countries and for wives or husbands. same shit happens once they get their green card.

one dude at work had it happen twice to him.





This post was edited on 4/12 1:28 PM by jay_hq

My previous next door neighbor had a Nepalese MO wife or at least we strongly suspect that's what it was. He died of an apparent drug overdose and had no life insurance so she had to sell the house and move
 
Try the Dominican Republic. There are tours and one week vacations at various resorts. You can be like Al Bundy in Modern Family.
 
You know that you don't pay prostitues for sex, you pay them to go away after the sex.
 
Are people really this desperate to get MARRIED?

You do realized that there is no rule or law that says you ever have to get married.

Marriage is a huge mistake for millions of people.

Real numbers:

50% of all marriages in the US end in divorce.

2/3 of those divorces are initiate by women.
 
Originally posted by REDRICH65:
The alternatives are be gay or watch porn.
Just a heads up, nowadays you are allowed to have sex with a woman even if you don't intend to marry her (and vice versa is also true).

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Originally posted by Scarlet_Scourge:
Are people really this desperate to get MARRIED?

You do realized that there is no rule or law that says you ever have to get married.

Marriage is a huge mistake for millions of people.

Real numbers:

50% of all marriages in the US end in divorce.

2/3 of those divorces are initiate by women.
And FWIW, please no more criticism. I am not sure why, but for some reason I found this thread very entertaining.
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Originally posted by NorthernKnight:

Nothing spells out desperation and pathetic more than considering a mail order bride.
Keep your nasty and degrading remarks to yourself .
 
Originally posted by WhiteBus:

If you call and place an order within the next 10 mins do you get a second one for free?
No, but the shipping is free.
 
A Russian mail order bride might not be as bad as you'd think. I've known a few Russian, Belarussian, Ukranian women. Unlike Western Europeans, they hold Americans in high esteem. It's not uncommon for them to think of Russian/Belarussian/Georgian/Ukranian men a brutish drunks. Like many women, they look great at 25, but look like their grandmothers when they're 45. Don't fool yourself. If you've never been with a 5 American, don't set your heart on 9 mail order bride. That said Match.com is filled with women who want to sleep with and marry normal dudes. I haven't slept with a woman other than my wife in a quarter century, but I hear things and I used to travel a lot on business.
 
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