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Schiano Man

Plum Street

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sing along to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel .

It's 12 o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old fan sittin' next to me

Wondering if rutgers will ever win again’

He says, "Schiano can you get me a victory?

I don’t remember how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet when we used to compete

I heard you can schedule Wagner for one of those

La, la-la, di-di-da , NIL La-di-da NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum, NIL la la

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

Because you don’t got us feelin' alright

Now Nunzio the Interim guy is a friend of mine

He sets up many punt situations as you see

And he's quick with a joke, or a three-and-out

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, "Schiano, the offensive line is killing me"

As a smile ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a High School Coach again, If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da- NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum- NIL La –dum

Now Gleeson is the guy Schiano canned

His playcalls were always badly planned

And he's talkin' with Flood, who's still a dud

And probably will be for life

And the Board of Governor’s is practicing politics

As the tailgaters slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a Rutgers defeat again

But it's better than losing alone

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

But you don’t got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And Hobbs gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they've been comin' to see

To forget about the Ash hire for a while

And the stadium train horn sounds like a carnival

The visiting fans are drinking our beer

And there is Schiano at the bar, asking for bread in the NIL jar

And says Sean Clifford what the hell are you doin' in the tunnel here?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da – NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood victory

Good thing we are playing Wagner tonight.
 
Umm, hate to say it but there is no game on Saturday. You're a little late, season is over. 🤣
 
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Back by popular demand .
sing along to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel .

It's 12 o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old fan sittin' next to me

Wondering if rutgers will ever win again’

He says, "Schiano can you get me a victory?

I don’t remember how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet when we used to compete

I heard you can schedule Wagner for one of those

La, la-la, di-di-da , NIL La-di-da NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum, NIL la la

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

Because you don’t got us feelin' alright

Now Nunzio the Interim guy is a friend of mine

He sets up many punt situations as you see

And he's quick with a joke, or a three-and-out

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, "Schiano, the offensive line is killing me"

As a smile ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a High School Coach again, If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da- NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum- NIL La –dum

Now Gleeson is the guy Schiano canned

His playcalls were always badly planned

And he's talkin' with Flood, who's still a dud

And probably will be for life

And the Board of Governor’s is practicing politics

As the tailgaters slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a Rutgers defeat again

But it's better than losing alone

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

But you don’t got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And Hobbs gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they've been comin' to see

To forget about the Ash hire for a while

And the stadium train horn sounds like a carnival

The visiting fans are drinking our beer

And there is Schiano at the bar, asking for bread in the NIL jar

And says Sean Clifford what the hell are you doin' in the tunnel here?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da – NIL
Back by popular demand .
sing along to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel .

It's 12 o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old fan sittin' next to me

Wondering if rutgers will ever win again’

He says, "Schiano can you get me a victory?

I don’t remember how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet when we used to compete

I heard you can schedule Wagner for one of those

La, la-la, di-di-da , NIL La-di-da NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum, NIL la la

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

Because you don’t got us feelin' alright

Now Nunzio the Interim guy is a friend of mine

He sets up many punt situations as you see

And he's quick with a joke, or a three-and-out

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, "Schiano, the offensive line is killing me"

As a smile ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a High School Coach again, If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da- NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum- NIL La –dum

Now Gleeson is the guy Schiano canned

His playcalls were always badly planned

And he's talkin' with Flood, who's still a dud

And probably will be for life

And the Board of Governor’s is practicing politics

As the tailgaters slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a Rutgers defeat again

But it's better than losing alone

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

But you don’t got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And Hobbs gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they've been comin' to see

To forget about the Ash hire for a while

And the stadium train horn sounds like a carnival

The visiting fans are drinking our beer

And there is Schiano at the bar, asking for bread in the NIL jar

And says Sean Clifford what the hell are you doin' in the tunnel here?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da – NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood victory

Good thing we are playing Wagner tonight.

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood victory

Good thing we are playing Wagner tonight.
A+ 4 effort
 
People have been preoccupied with how bad the team is to really notice the tremendous growth @Plum Street has made as a poster. The guy is a high-caliber talent, a wise prophet, and is objective and measured in his takes. Plus he drops in gems like this.

I've always been a fan, but it's been really enjoyable to watch his growth. Well done.
 
People have been preoccupied with how bad the team is to really notice the tremendous growth @Plum Street has made as a poster. The guy is a high-caliber talent, a wise prophet, and is objective and measured in his takes. Plus he drops in gems like this.

I've always been a fan, but it's been really enjoyable to watch his growth. Well done.
Ha ! I hope the NIL dollars are enough to keep me as fan on this board ! Saban may offer me a better deal on the Alabama forum
 
Got to hand it to you Plum. You have a set of big ones to post that. The Gregbots are not happy!
First of all
Good Job Plum

when humor is involved just about anything should go unless one's a bit thin skinned..
So humorous messages need to be taken as something that should bringing a smile, not a frown.
We need not fear when posting humor, nor try to make it look like something to be afraid of doing
note: In my opinion: can't say if down the line after Knightmoves' warning someone will prove him right
All I can say if an anti or pro greg poster writes a humorous poem about him, no one should take offense or need to warn others about that type of humor whether it's pro or con
 
People have been preoccupied with how bad the team is to really notice the tremendous growth @Plum Street has made as a poster. The guy is a high-caliber talent, a wise prophet, and is objective and measured in his takes. Plus he drops in gems like this.

I've always been a fan, but it's been really enjoyable to watch his growth. Well done.
Really thought plum made his name with the "Ash will get us trashed" thread. That was posted day ash was hired. Everyone was on the ash bandwagon and plum just laid it out there like a prophet. He gets it.
 
Really thought plum made his name with the "Ash will get us trashed" thread. That was posted day ash was hired. Everyone was on the ash bandwagon and plum just laid it out there like a prophet. He gets it.
Yep . Thank you for the kind words . It was a Saturday December afternoon and I was having lunch and got word.
I immediately posted on this board my thoughts of a stupid hire. It was actually ash will get us smashed. And I didn’t think he would get us smashed that bad. But omg who did ??

But let us focus on Schiano man !! It’s a new era !!
 
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There is only one man who can bring this to life...paging RutgersAl
Strongly disagree. RutgersAl is just a big publicity stunt and mediocre troll. His antics go over well here because our fan base is stupid.

@Plum Street is a legit poster. Guy knows the game, correctly calls it like he sees it, and perhaps most importantly, adds value and content to these boards. He's not posting horseshit upset threads just to get a reaction.

Put it this way - RutgersAl is the 2 star with more or less no P5 offers. Plum is the 5 star kid whose now showing us why he was rated the way he was.
 
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Back by popular demand .
sing along to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel .

It's 12 o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old fan sittin' next to me

Wondering if rutgers will ever win again’

He says, "Schiano can you get me a victory?

I don’t remember how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet when we used to compete

I heard you can schedule Wagner for one of those

La, la-la, di-di-da , NIL La-di-da NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum, NIL la la

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

Because you don’t got us feelin' alright

Now Nunzio the Interim guy is a friend of mine

He sets up many punt situations as you see

And he's quick with a joke, or a three-and-out

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, "Schiano, the offensive line is killing me"

As a smile ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a High School Coach again, If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da- NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum- NIL La –dum

Now Gleeson is the guy Schiano canned

His playcalls were always badly planned

And he's talkin' with Flood, who's still a dud

And probably will be for life

And the Board of Governor’s is practicing politics

As the tailgaters slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a Rutgers defeat again

But it's better than losing alone

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

But you don’t got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And Hobbs gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they've been comin' to see

To forget about the Ash hire for a while

And the stadium train horn sounds like a carnival

The visiting fans are drinking our beer

And there is Schiano at the bar, asking for bread in the NIL jar

And says Sean Clifford what the hell are you doin' in the tunnel here?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da – NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood victory

Good thing we are playing Wagner tonight.
Great job.

Now redo to the tune of My Sharonna ("R SCHIANO").

MO
 
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Strongly disagree. RutgersAl is just a big publicity stunt and mediocre troll. His antics go over well here because our fan base is stupid.

@Plum Street is a legit poster. Guy knows the game, correctly calls it like he sees it, and perhaps most importantly, adds value and content to these boards. He's not posting horseshit upset threads just to get a reaction.

Put it this way - RutgersAl is the 2 star with more or less no P5 offers. Plum is the 5 star kid whose now showing us why he was rated the way he was.
Thanks ! I try my best here . I am a huge fan but always try to be objective and give the pulse of how folks with not scarlet glasses see things.
 
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Back by popular demand .
sing along to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel .

It's 12 o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old fan sittin' next to me

Wondering if rutgers will ever win again’

He says, "Schiano can you get me a victory?

I don’t remember how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet when we used to compete

I heard you can schedule Wagner for one of those

La, la-la, di-di-da , NIL La-di-da NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum, NIL la la

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

Because you don’t got us feelin' alright

Now Nunzio the Interim guy is a friend of mine

He sets up many punt situations as you see

And he's quick with a joke, or a three-and-out

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, "Schiano, the offensive line is killing me"

As a smile ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a High School Coach again, If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da- NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum- NIL La –dum

Now Gleeson is the guy Schiano canned

His playcalls were always badly planned

And he's talkin' with Flood, who's still a dud

And probably will be for life

And the Board of Governor’s is practicing politics

As the tailgaters slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a Rutgers defeat again

But it's better than losing alone

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

But you don’t got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And Hobbs gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they've been comin' to see

To forget about the Ash hire for a while

And the stadium train horn sounds like a carnival

The visiting fans are drinking our beer

And there is Schiano at the bar, asking for bread in the NIL jar

And says Sean Clifford what the hell are you doin' in the tunnel here?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da – NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood victory

Good thing we are playing Wagner tonight.
“Man what are you doin here!!!”
 
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Strongly disagree. RutgersAl is just a big publicity stunt and mediocre troll. His antics go over well here because our fan base is stupid.

@Plum Street is a legit poster. Guy knows the game, correctly calls it like he sees it, and perhaps most importantly, adds value and content to these boards. He's not posting horseshit upset threads just to get a reaction.

Put it this way - RutgersAl is the 2 star with more or less no P5 offers. Plum is the 5 star kid whose now showing us why he was rated the way he was.
Well you certainly took my tongue in cheek remark seriously…
 
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Back by popular demand .
sing along to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel .

It's 12 o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old fan sittin' next to me

Wondering if rutgers will ever win again’

He says, "Schiano can you get me a victory?

I don’t remember how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet when we used to compete

I heard you can schedule Wagner for one of those

La, la-la, di-di-da , NIL La-di-da NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum, NIL la la

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

Because you don’t got us feelin' alright

Now Nunzio the Interim guy is a friend of mine

He sets up many punt situations as you see

And he's quick with a joke, or a three-and-out

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, "Schiano, the offensive line is killing me"

As a smile ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a High School Coach again, If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da- NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum- NIL La –dum

Now Gleeson is the guy Schiano canned

His playcalls were always badly planned

And he's talkin' with Flood, who's still a dud

And probably will be for life

And the Board of Governor’s is practicing politics

As the tailgaters slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a Rutgers defeat again

But it's better than losing alone

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a victory

But you don’t got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And Hobbs gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's Schiano they've been comin' to see

To forget about the Ash hire for a while

And the stadium train horn sounds like a carnival

The visiting fans are drinking our beer

And there is Schiano at the bar, asking for bread in the NIL jar

And says Sean Clifford what the hell are you doin' in the tunnel here?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da – NIL

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Get us a victory, you're the Schiano man

Get us a victory tonight

Well, we're all in the mood victory

Good thing we are playing Wagner tonight.
Love it. Nice work
 
oh their out there, they just havent been posting much. Not a lot for them to say right now
they're posting, just not whining and are able to enjoy Plum's humor.
Don't act petty and ruin this thread by replying to a hijack attempt.to turn humor into an argument.

Hope Plum doesn't come up with the Portal of No Return sing along
Happy So Excited GIF by Sherlock Gnomes
 
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they're posting, just not whining and are able to enjoy Plum's humor.
Don't act petty and ruin this thread by replying to a hijack attempt.to turn humor into an argument.

Hope Plum doesn't come up with the Portal of No Return sing along
Happy So Excited GIF by Sherlock Gnomes
Yes . Some prolific posters will weigh in
 
Plum: I keep looking for your license plate as I travel the roads. Is it "NIL" or "RU NIL"? Passionate you are. $$$$
 
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