Even shoes and socks??I used to work with a guy that told us that when he takes a crap- at home, friends house, public- he has to be completely naked.
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Even shoes and socks??I used to work with a guy that told us that when he takes a crap- at home, friends house, public- he has to be completely naked.
Even shoes and socks??
Reminds me of one of Letterman's old Top 10s.I wonder if he’s related to a dude I knew named Guy Weiner (that name is a bit redundant, don’t you think?)
I asked him and he told me if he is at my house and needs to go, everything- shoes socks. But yes, he would keep his watch on. In a public bathroom, he does take them off but places his bare feet on his shoes.Even shoes and socks??
And people complain about Rutgers Al giving RU fans a bad name
Maybe that's common in cold weather football stadiums to help stay warm?Anyone hear Gio and Boomer the other day talk about a pee bag you attach to your wiener so you don’t have to get up at all to pee, genius!
Maybe it's time to get the ole' prostate inspected.In order to speed up the time it takes to get to the urinal after a few (many) beers Rutgers should install barriers between the urinals. There are a significant amount of men who, when surrounded on both sides with fellow urinators, have trouble draining the dragon. It is a real medical condition called Shy Weiner Syndrome. These unnecessary delays cause us beer drinkers to hold on unnecessarily while extra time is expended by a high enough percentage of peeps at the standing throne. Further, in order to not be subject to this "condition", some go into the stalls to pee so they can have some privacy. Now, this causes delays for the "poopers" who now must also wait. I am not sure who would want to drop a deuce at the stadium, but if they do they will be confronted by unnecessarily pee'd upon seats by the extra shy bladder crew.
Install the dividers now. Stop discriminating against Shy Weiner Syndromers. Free the anaconda to run wild! Go RU!!!
I didn't hear the conversation, but I'll assume they were talking about a condom catheter. Theres nothing glamorous about it. Might be one of those things I'd do on a drunken bar (or tailgate dare). That's all I'd need. Roll one of those babies on and strap a bag to my leg. It would give my wife one last and final reason to stay away from that region.Anyone hear Gio and Boomer the other day talk about a pee bag you attach to your wiener so you don’t have to get up at all to pee, genius!
I think the old joke was not geographically based 🙃Old Joke:
Two men are peeing off a bridge.
One is from California and one is from Arkansas.
The one from California says
"Man, this water is cold."
The one from Arkansas says
"Yeah, and it's deep too.
Went to Spartan Stadium this year - still has troughs - guys tend to spread out pretty far from each other.#BringBackTheTroughs
I did some research on that joke and came up with more hits on Arkansas and California. I saw somewhere that Richard Pryor used to tell that joke. I think the joke was in the movie Slingblade too. Would be interested to know the origin. Maybe @Southern Gentleman can opine.I think the old joke was not geographically based 🙃
I believe Heinz field has troughs as well. Always thought it was weird for a Pro StadiumWent to Spartan Stadium this year - still has troughs - guys tend to spread out pretty far from each other.
I've been there but don't think I went in the bathroom - that would be really strange for a stadium built in the 21st centuryI believe Heinz field has troughs as well. Always thought it was weird for a Pro Stadium
Penn state still has a coupleI believe Heinz field has troughs as well. Always thought it was weird for a Pro Stadium
So does Ohio Stadium, or at least they did 6 or 7 years ago when I was there.Went to Spartan Stadium this year - still has troughs - guys tend to spread out pretty far from each other.
For male patrons, the restrooms in the upper and lower sections of the stadium feature a throwback -- troughs rather than urinals. The walls are a rather monotonous white-painted concrete block.I've been there but don't think I went in the bathroom - that would be really strange for a stadium built in the 21st century
Billy Bob Thornton is from Arkansas. I think that story is older than I am (67).I did some research on that joke and came up with more hits on Arkansas and California. I saw somewhere that Richard Pryor used to tell that joke. I think the joke was in the movie Slingblade too. Would be interested to know the origin. Maybe @Southern Gentleman can opine.
@e5fdny , do you feel any connection to the commercial when they show the fire stream or fire boat?the real "speeding up the flow" would be increased if we could reduce the size of the older fans prostrate
with this group, and I speak from experience, it can take a while to get started......barrier between stalls, or no barrier.
Yeah, it's Rutgers. So most likely rather a stupidity reason than something logic basedThere is also building codes that need to provide more parking . Rutgers didn’t do that so I doubt this was a building code thing
I’m convinced that there must be some building code that requires an equal number of toilets for men and women. So they limited the number of urinals to keep the ratios right.
There really ought to be a stadium exemption.
The amount of power a fireboat monitor (the big 5” gun - like a destroyer) can put out is something to behold.
Pocono Raceway used to have a quarter mile long continuous trough along the frontstretch grandstand.#BringBackTheTroughs
Old Queens had a closet sized bathroom where one person took the urinal and the other the toilet (no stall) and you would legitimately be ass to ass with a strangerCorner Tavern used to have a trough in the men's room. Not a very big one, but too intimate a squeeze for more than one person.
When I was in Ireland, used my first one in many years. Brought back memories😂😂#BringBackTheTroughs
My dad took that for a while. Made his nose run continuously.Flomax in the beer.
Weak stream alert! Watch those sneaker tops lol.the real "speeding up the flow" would be increased if we could reduce the size of the older fans prostrate
with this group, and I speak from experience, it can take a while to get started......barrier between stalls, or no barrier.