Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Hoosiers of Indiana. After an incredible homecoming victory where Our Knights rallied from the depths to Smite the Spartans, we head Westward for a B1G battle with the Crimson and Cream clad Hoosiers. We continue our Quest to reach a bowl… and we shall have no fear.
Let Langan the Brute slice through their mighty lines. Let Monangai the Mighty batter and bruise their Bloomington boys. Let Brother Powell, The Merchant of Pain, seek vengeance for his unjust targeting ejection last week. And let Robert “The Anvil” Longerbeam pound the heathen hoosier receivers into wishing they played basketball instead.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Let Langan the Brute slice through their mighty lines. Let Monangai the Mighty batter and bruise their Bloomington boys. Let Brother Powell, The Merchant of Pain, seek vengeance for his unjust targeting ejection last week. And let Robert “The Anvil” Longerbeam pound the heathen hoosier receivers into wishing they played basketball instead.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
