Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Wildcats of Kansas State. Our Knights have fought with valor and resilience and now continue our Holy campaign Westward as we descend on the hallowed Rate Bowl. We face a familiar foe once vanquished in the ‘06 Texas Bowl as we continue our Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.
Let Strong the Summoner and Dynamite Dymere Miller fly through their ferociously fearsome fangs. Let King Kaliakmanis wallop and wreck their wicked whiskers. Let Loyal the Lionheart and Brother Djabome, the Quebec Quasher, destroy and declaw their feral felines. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Let Strong the Summoner and Dynamite Dymere Miller fly through their ferociously fearsome fangs. Let King Kaliakmanis wallop and wreck their wicked whiskers. Let Loyal the Lionheart and Brother Djabome, the Quebec Quasher, destroy and declaw their feral felines. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
