On this Blessed Bye Week, let us all reflect and be jubilant in the efforts of Our Knights for returning us to The Promised Land. As we rest our weary bowl-eligible bodies to prepare for the battles ahead, let us join together as we pray:
A sermon from the Banks of the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan from Our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano.
“You are in the middle of the woods. And its pitch dark and its cold. You got two choices: you can curl up and die, or you can pick up an axe, pick one tree, and chop. At first it won’t do anything, but then you keep chopping. And do it again. And again. And again. And eventually that tree will fall. Thats when you take a rest, pat yourself on the back, and then pick a new tree. And soon enough you will begin to see light, and you’ll end up where you worked to be.”
Let us all rest, and pick a new tree, and chop until we see the light. Amen, amen I say to you.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
A sermon from the Banks of the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan from Our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano.
“You are in the middle of the woods. And its pitch dark and its cold. You got two choices: you can curl up and die, or you can pick up an axe, pick one tree, and chop. At first it won’t do anything, but then you keep chopping. And do it again. And again. And again. And eventually that tree will fall. Thats when you take a rest, pat yourself on the back, and then pick a new tree. And soon enough you will begin to see light, and you’ll end up where you worked to be.”
Let us all rest, and pick a new tree, and chop until we see the light. Amen, amen I say to you.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
