Let us all pray as we prepare for the Church of Chop as our Lord and Savior Greg Schiano and his Knights take on the Zips of Akron. After a noble and triumphant victory over the blistering Bison, we return to the Ancient and Blessed Waters of the Raritan to face a formidable rubber runner foe who hopped in from the Midwest. We rise in Faith on our Holy Crusade for Glory… and we shall have no fear.
Let Monangai the Mighty and Brown the Butcher bounce off their rubbery ravagers. Let Dynamite Dymere Miller and Fletcher the Forger jump high and snatch the leather in the exalted endzone. Let Eric “The Rock” Rogers rip the ball from the mighty pouch of Zippy. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
Let Monangai the Mighty and Brown the Butcher bounce off their rubbery ravagers. Let Dynamite Dymere Miller and Fletcher the Forger jump high and snatch the leather in the exalted endzone. Let Eric “The Rock” Rogers rip the ball from the mighty pouch of Zippy. And let the Loaded Leg of Pistol Patel fire the pigskin through the Holy Uprights.
And let us not forget the one and only commandment… “THOU. SHALT. CHOP!”
