I will not die until...

[ngrant]

I obnoxiously stand up in front of quivering Penn State fans at Happy Valley for the whole first quarter, then turn around and yell, "We are RU" as their early field goal try slides to the right like premature ejaculation, and end the game with nothing but fans in scarlet cheering in the final minutes, in the snow.

 

[oldernit]

I obnoxiously stand up in front of quivering Penn State fans at Happy Valley for the whole first quarter, then turn around and yell, "We are RU" as their early field goal try slides to the right like premature ejaculation, and end the game with nothing but fans in scarlet cheering in the final minutes, in the snow.

You will have to live forever

 

[srru86]

You will have to live forever

Maybe a long time, but not never.

 

[MGSA99]

It took Kansas nearly 80 years to beat Texas. I don't want to wait until 2066 to beat that team from PA.