If you won the lottery and were suddenly RU's Phil knight
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Threaten to withhold my donation til Rivals took down this site.
Pay for the new CA quad to replace Brower, Records Hall, etc.
I think the first thing I would do is address recruiting.
I would accomplish this by taking over the recruiting hostess program and completely overhauling it.
We would get ALL the top recruits.
I would accomplish this by taking over the recruiting hostess program and completely overhauling it.
We would get ALL the top recruits.
1. Find a way to to turn a major portion of Burrleuch Park that runs along Easton Ave into a beautiful entrance into Rutgers (buildings, etc...).
2. Build the Roman colosseum of football practice facilities
Endow money so their is always a good coaching staff.
3. Build a LAX only facility (rich people like good lax schools)
4. Donate to Medical and Engineering programs. (I studied neither)
5. If RU ever changes from the 2006 uni's, my estate will sue for 1 Billion Dollars
2. Build the Roman colosseum of football practice facilities
Endow money so their is always a good coaching staff.
3. Build a LAX only facility (rich people like good lax schools)
4. Donate to Medical and Engineering programs. (I studied neither)
5. If RU ever changes from the 2006 uni's, my estate will sue for 1 Billion Dollars
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I would buy out the subsidy for five years till Big10 money arrived so nj.com had nothing to bitch about. My one stipulation would be Barchi would have to retire early and I get to be in on the new pres. hire to ensure he is athletic friendly. Then from there on give enough to ensure RU can afford the best possible coaching staff.
So figure $100-200M..
Always said that I would fund a new Civil Engineering Building but the Weeks family did that...
kickstart the redevelopment of brower/records hall, endow some scholarships and maybe endow a department chair...
Always said that I would fund a new Civil Engineering Building but the Weeks family did that...
kickstart the redevelopment of brower/records hall, endow some scholarships and maybe endow a department chair...
Hire James Franklin just to fire him the next day
Large donations to the Marine Biology, History, and any program dedicated to helping improve the lives of the people of NJ.
Other than that I'd buy out Audi's Club sponsorship, kick everyone out, and have the whole place to me, my son, and maybe a couple posters I like. Better be nice to me. I bought lottery tickets today.
Other than that I'd buy out Audi's Club sponsorship, kick everyone out, and have the whole place to me, my son, and maybe a couple posters I like. Better be nice to me. I bought lottery tickets today.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.
Make my donation contingent on Flood staying and Laviano starting
Cmon people , spending money on academic buildings ? Fund the sports and get a winner . Screw the other aspects of the university :joy:
Plum street would invest heavily in sports infrastructure . Pay coaches even more to win and pay off players and recruits too .
Oh yeah and pay off the ncaa
Plum street would invest heavily in sports infrastructure . Pay coaches even more to win and pay off players and recruits too .
Oh yeah and pay off the ncaa
I would put about $100mill into the school of engineering so that they can offer higher quality facilities and cutting edge education.
Another $100mill for olympic sport facilities and infrastructure (endowed scholarships, endowed coaching staff etc). $100 mill each for football, basketball and ice hockey sport facilities and infrastructure (endowed scholarships, endowed coaching staff etc). That was if I had $500 million to spend. That's what it will take to be on par with the middle of the big ten in all sports imo (half a billion dollars, we'll probably reach this in another 20yrs).
Another $100mill for olympic sport facilities and infrastructure (endowed scholarships, endowed coaching staff etc). $100 mill each for football, basketball and ice hockey sport facilities and infrastructure (endowed scholarships, endowed coaching staff etc). That was if I had $500 million to spend. That's what it will take to be on par with the middle of the big ten in all sports imo (half a billion dollars, we'll probably reach this in another 20yrs).
Renew my tickets and increase my donation to get out Silver Lot would like to get back to yellow or blue
I would buy a winny like the Madden Cruiser and buy my way into the scarlet lot. And our tailgate meat selection would reach yet another level.
If we're talking Powerball-esque money, say $300 million, I'll keep it simple and would put $100 million to kick-start the master plan for the new quad stretching from the Barn to the river and the rest would go toward a basketball arena.
Put gold dust on the uni numbers to make them glow and so I don't have to read another thread on that topic
donate a ton of it for a basketball practice facility and new arena in my name
buy out Flood and put in my guy in as head coach
buy out Flood and put in my guy in as head coach
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You would hire hookers?
Just because Julie came from Louisville, doesn't mean we would hire the same type of hostess
they seem to do.
I believe Courtesan would be a far better description of RU4Real's hostesses
You would hire hookers?
Just because Julie came from Louisville, doesn't mean we would hire the same type of hostess
they seem to do.
I believe Courtesan would be a far better description of RU4Real's hostesses
This is easy. Donate to elect a pro Rutgers Governor and state senators and then lobby them to allocate money for Rutgers sports, facilities, buildings and anything the school needs.
Buy a controlling interest in Globo Gym and fire White Goodman. On second thought, buy a controlling interest in the Star Ledger and fire Politi and gang.
Great comments ITT. The point about rich people liking good LAX schools is a good one. We want to build WEALTH within our university. With wealth we answer to no one. Not the SL, not ESPN, not political hacks like Sweeney. But if I had enough dough I'd buy the SL/Advanced Media out, fire the scumbags who have spent their careers tearing us down and then crank out as many over the top "blue sky" articles about RU as possible.
Not even close. The death star would cost about $8.1 quadrillion to build according to this link. http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/films/the-cost-of-the-death-star
Not to mention that it'll take 833,315 years to acquire enough material to build it at current world production levels. Maybe it can be made quicker by hollowing out an asteroid. Also building it would change the earth's orbit patterns, could lead to further disasters.
And that's not even factoring in maintenance and repair costs.
