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Indiana Student Newspaper

Good find and well-written for a student paper. Liked the ending...

I am considering the possibility that Rutgers will bring nothing but pain to Indiana for as long as the Earth still spins.

Basketball? Rutgers wins. That fender bender you suffered in the parking lot? I’m pretty sure I saw a big red R bumper sticker on the guy’s car.

Your hopes of a happy, fulfilling life? Mark your calendar. Your soul mate is getting married to a Rutgers graduate in five years and you don’t want to miss it.
 
"You likely won’t hear this terribly often, but Kopp was absolutely in his bag Saturday afternoon. Sure, that bag might be likened to one of those little velveteen drawstring bags you get smooth rocks in at a state park gift shop, but Kopp was deep in there."

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i loved that line too
 
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"You go through stretches during which you wonder whether you’ll ever see your team score again."

Rutgers fans can relate to this 🤣

Way more fun to be on the other side
 
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Loved this:

“Indiana should still have a very strong season, especially once Hood-Schifino and Jackson-Davis recover from their injuries. That said, I am considering the possibility that Rutgers will bring nothing but pain to Indiana for as long as the Earth still spins.”
 
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