Inside info on OC search?

[RUinSC]

Anyone? And if you can't spill it can we say we have reason for optimism?

 

[VW Knight]

Well, I have an idea. 50% of the board will hate the hire. The other 50% will be ok with it.

 

[AreYouNUTS]

Anyone? And if you can't spill it can we say we have reason for optimism?

You're gonna stress out over any name you hear so why on Earth would anybody respond LOL! [cheers]

 

[LC-88]

Hopefully the wait is due to the new OC coaching in a major bowl game.

 

[NorthNJRUFan]

Well, I have an idea. 50% of the board will hate the hire. The other 50% will be ok with it.

You think 50 percent will be okay with it?!?!?

 

[ScarletKnightRider]

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I mean... his phone number is right there in the bio. Give him a buzz and tell us what he thinks.

 

[AreYouNUTS]

You think 50 percent will be okay with it?!?!?

50% will be okay for several reasons not the lease of which is that they didn't necessarily want Drew gone so quickly
25% will be okay JUST BECAUSE Drew is gone
25% hate everything, and everyone, and think they know better

 

[NorthNJRUFan]

50% will be okay for several reasons not the lease of which is that they didn't necessarily want Drew gone so quickly
25% will be okay JUST BECAUSE Drew is gone
25% hate everything, and everyone, and think they know better

Using your categories I would have guessed...
30
20
50!

 

[AreYouNUTS]

Using your categories I would have guessed...
30
20
50!

You could be right lol!

 

[Knight Shift]

Well, I have an idea. 50% of the board will hate the hire. The other 50% will be ok with it.

Reasons:
1. He's too young
2. He's too old
3. He does not run the spread offense
4. He was from a losing P5 teams-he sucks
5. He does not have P5 experience
6. His haircut is not cool
7. Another Ash disciple from the McCarney/Drake/Iowa coaching tree- don't like it
8. Statistical analyses of the coordinators stats proving why he is a bad hire

 

[AreYouNUTS]

Reasons:
1. He's too young
2. He's too old
3. He does not run the spread offense
4. He was from a losing P5 teams-he sucks
5. He does not have P5 experience
6. His haircut is not cool
7. Another Ash disciple from the McCarney/Drake/Iowa coaching tree- don't like it
8. Statistical analyses of the coordinators stats proving why he is a bad hire

9. He lacks "swag"

 

[RUTGERZ_R00LZ]

Reasons:
1. He's too young
2. He's too old
3. He does not run the spread offense
4. He was from a losing P5 teams-he sucks
5. He does not have P5 experience
6. His haircut is not cool
7. Another Ash disciple from the McCarney/Drake/Iowa coaching tree- don't like it
8. Statistical analyses of the coordinators stats proving why he is a bad hire

#3 won't happen.

 

[Knight Shift]

#3 won't happen.

May be a variant like the Air Raid.

 

[Knight Shift]

9. He lacks "swag"

Isn't that "stain"? Or is it "stain?"

 

[zappaa]

Does not speak French.

From?

 

[OTBOTOR]

9. He lacks "swag"

10. Not enough arm hair

 

[AreYouNUTS]

Does not speak French.

From?

hahahaha! I have no idea which movie but that's hysterical regardless!

 

[NorthNJRUFan]

11. No NJ ties!
11A. NJ HS coaches won't like him.

 

[bigmatt718]

10. Not enough arm hair

What if his arm hair completely covers his wrist watch? Than he would be considered by George Carlin, as a Person He Could Do Without.

 

[Scarlet Craig]

10. Not enough arm hair

12. We didn't pay enough

 

[Knight Shift]

12. We didn't pay enough

13. We paid too much.

 

[knightfan7]

You left out the most important reason...

He's not the totally unrealistic choice I wanted.

 

[RRRRUUUU]

50% will be okay for several reasons not the lease of which is that they didn't necessarily want Drew gone so quickly
25% will be okay JUST BECAUSE Drew is gone
25% hate everything, and everyone, and think they know better

Nuts you can put me in the ABD (anyone but drew) camp lol.

 

[Abro1975]

Does not speak French.

From?

can he core a appple ? lol

 

[jerzey devil]

Think we have a new OC!!

 

[c10j10s]

Something could be brewing.

 

[Goo]

14. His elbows are too pointy.

 

[Scarlet_Scourge]

Negatoids will hate him no matter who it is. They will also call for Ash to be fired since he doesn't know how to hire an OC.

Postivoids will love him and offer the hire as proof that Ash gets it and we are going to win 8-10 wins next year.

The rest of us we be glad we don't have to read threads like this again and hope he does better than the last 8 OC here.

 

[zappaa]

can he core a appple ? lol

Correct, you win $50,000
Or you can have my Fortune

 

[hoquat63]

Ask Maria the clerk at Subway, she probably has heard.

 

[cicero grimes]

Reasons:
1. He's too young
2. He's too old
3. He does not run the spread offense
4. He was from a losing P5 teams-he sucks
5. He does not have P5 experience
6. His haircut is not cool
7. Another Ash disciple from the McCarney/Drake/Iowa coaching tree- don't like it
8. Statistical analyses of the coordinators stats proving why he is a bad hire

You left out "He does not have Jersey ties". Otherwise spot on.