Just heard some BIG news from a trusted source

[Rutgers Man 22]

My brother's cousin's uncle's best friend's college roommate's uncle's dad's mom's daughter's cousin's brother's aunt's physical therapist is third cousins, twice removed, with Dan Mullen and he says Mullen has accepted Rutgers' offer to be HC! Announcement should be coming later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Trust me guys, I have my sources in order (but I can't spill any beans on who it is).

 

[kennyschiano]

My brother's cousin's uncle's best friend's college roommate's uncle's dad's mom's daughter's cousin's brother's aunt's physical therapist is third cousins, twice removed, with Dan Mullen and he says Mullen has accepted Rutgers' offer to be HC! Announcement should be coming later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Trust me guys, I have my sources in order (but I can't spill any beans on who it is).

 

[rbled]

My brother's cousin's uncle's best friend's college roommate's uncle's dad's mom's daughter's cousin's brother's aunt's physical therapist is third cousins, twice removed, with Dan Mullen and he says Mullen has accepted Rutgers' offer to be HC! Announcement should be coming later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Trust me guys, I have my sources in order (but I can't spill any beans on who it is).

I assume that sounded funnier in your head.

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

I assume that sounded funnier in your head.

It's as true as everything else posted here

 

[brodo]

Finally! A solid source.

 

[Sideline20]

Classic Mel Brooks right there!

 

[THERAC]

I have zero info but I wouldn't be surprised if its him.

 

[Rutgers85]

Wouldn't your brother's cousin also be your cousin?

 

[ngrant]

Who will be the first "news media" to report the hire?

 

[RUScrew85]

Wouldn't your brother's cousin also be your cousin?

Let him go. He's on a roll.

 

[brodo]

Wouldn't your brother's cousin also be your cousin?

Good catch. I'm starting to doubt this news.

 

[StyleKnight]

Wouldn't your brother's cousin also be your cousin?

LOL, his brother's cousin's uncle or his dad.

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

LOL, his brother's cousin's uncle or his dad.

It's an uncle from the other side of the family. C'mon, I thoroughly vet my sources

 

[derleider]

Wouldn't your brother's cousin also be your cousin?

Maybe its a cousin in law.

 

[Scarlet_Scourge]

So Al Golden confirmed?

 

[jellyman]

My brother's cousin's uncle's best friend's college roommate's uncle's dad's mom's daughter's cousin's brother's aunt's physical therapist is third cousins, twice removed, with Dan Mullen and he says Mullen has accepted Rutgers' offer to be HC! Announcement should be coming later tonight or early tomorrow morning.

Trust me guys, I have my sources in order (but I can't spill any beans on who it is).

It is a little early in the afternoon to be falling down drunk (and therefore to post something like this).

Still, hopefully this poster's drunken imaginations will be true, in the end.

 

[Armor and Sword]

That lineage might crash Ancestry dot com's servers.

At this point, I just hope that Hobbs remembers to use white smoke when the decision is made.