Let the Record Show That On This Day, August 27, 2021, I Performed the Sacrament of Baptizing My Hat

[RutgersRaRa]

In hot water for an hour, no soap. This hat is a ten-year-old block R baseball cap that has straddled the first and second stints of Greg, endured the unmentionably painful six-year interlude, had a bird (undoubtedly a pure white dove) crap on it while tailgating at the RU-Iowa State Pinstripe Bowl, and cracked my plasma TV when Gary Nova threw two picks in the first half of a game. I am now without sin prior to the start of the new season. Please say hi if we run into one another hat the game, and feel free to acknowledge the halo above my hat.

Sincerely,
Saint RaRa of the Yellow Lot

 

[e5fdny]

As they say on tMB…

there are rules.

 

[RULoyal]

In hot water for an hour, no soap. This hat is a ten-year-old block R baseball cap that has straddled the first and second stints of Greg, endured the unmentionably painful six-year interlude, had a bird (undoubtedly a pure white dove) crap on it while tailgating at the RU-Iowa State Pinstripe Bowl, and cracked my plasma TV when Gary Nova threw two picks in the first half of a game. I am now without sin prior to the start of the new season. Please say hi if we run into one another hat the game, and feel free to acknowledge the halo above my hat.

Sincerely,
Saint RaRa of the Yellow Lot

Didn’t happen without pics.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

As they say on tMB…

there are rules.

I didn't mention a female, so THOSE rules don't apply, as pleasant as they frequently are. Also I'm a holy man now, so I've got an image to uphold.

 

[WhichReligionIsRight]

C'mon man!

 

[e5fdny]

I didn't mention a female, so THOSE rules don't apply, as pleasant as they frequently are. Also I'm a holy man now, so I've got an image to uphold.

I meant the hat! LOL

 

[RutgersRaRa]

C'mon man!

With your screen name this is right up your alley, my friend. But don’t be jelly of my self-proclaimed saintly status—I earned it by posting this thread.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

I meant the hat! LOL

You can understand my confusion, no doubt. Ha!

 

[WhichReligionIsRight]

With your screen name this is right up your alley, my friend. But don’t be jelly of my self-proclaimed saintly status—I earned it by posting this thread.

Faith ain't cutting it. My god needs proof.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

Faith ain't cutting it. My god needs proof.

I have proof, but I just found out that God hates photobucket since they're now a pay site and won't let me upload said proof.

 

[RutgersRaRa]

The Baptismal Bucket.


Comparing the Baptismal Hat to a new hat.


Me without a hat.


Me with the Holy Hat. Notice the halo, it's very real.

 

[MADHAT1]

I didn't mention a female, so THOSE rules don't apply, as pleasant as they frequently are. Also I'm a holy man now, so I've got an image to uphold.

Women's '47 Scarlet Rutgers Scarlet Knight

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