Match Game: Hobbs got so much sh!t from drinking beer that he is going to ________ instead.

[Extra Point]

do shots

 

[RUfromNJ]

Harvest Moon.

 

[gman500]

B Wiser?

 

[BlockR]

throw some basketballs instead?

 

[FELONIOUSMONK]

Weed.

 

[S.B. Crumb]

 

[mildone]

Play scratch and sniff w/some hookers.

If you know what I mean.

 

[KingHigh]

start an unsanctioned off campus fraternity and get Snoop Dogg for the first party

"Snoop a loop!"

 

[SouthJerseyRU]

start an unsanctioned off campus fraternity and get Snoop Dogg for the first party

"Snoop a loop!"

 

[RUBubba]

Eat chicken fingers.

 

[KingHigh]

He gone do one!

 

[KnightsofChrome]

Invent a Time Machine, go back in time and.......

Party like it's 1999

 

[MADHAT1]

 

[dvb91]

Have a Bartles & James

 

[Fishky]

What a joke this shouldn't even be in the news.

 

[Rufaninga]

the SEC

 

[Fishky]

But his answer should have been I didn't really drink it just faked it.

 

[mikershoein]

 

[bac2therac]

mentally abuse the Tennessee Lady Vols volleyball team instead

 

[mdbRU12]

binge eat pizza from Brower instead

 

[greenknight]

Twerk the co-eds

 

[RUsince52]

Wait for the Italian Ice instead.

 

[RUbarb Pi]

borrow FHJ's disguise.

 

[Extra Point]

B Wiser?

Drink Bud wiser

 

[gman500]

Drink Imodium

 

[gman500]

Have Colonic Irrigation

 

[iReC89]

Change the alma mater, since "On The Banks of the Old Raritan" is based on an old Scottish drinking melody