OFFICIAL 2024 Illini Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

We killed the turtles
Kill the Belted Kingfishers
Yep, that's their mascot

It's some kind of bird
Is it wrong to flip the bird
We are in Jersey

 

[Doctor Worm]

What are Illini?
Singular form - Illinus?
Lucy torments him

 

[rurichdog]

Ghosts of dead Lenni
Lenapi rise to defeat
Fighting Illini

 

[rurichdog]

Three Sixty Five does
not like haiku threads. He can
go suck his own d

 

[Knight Shift]

Spread is one point five?
Against a ranked team-chance at
making history

Defeat a ranked team
Three Big Ten wins in a row
Took eleven years

 

[RUforester72]

Senior day at hand
We must beat ILL ANNOY
Bowl in a warm place

 

[RUforester72]

Belted Kingfishers
stray out of their habitat
Kill them and Peacock

 

[BeantownKnight]

Illinois game week
But where's the look-a-like thread?
I must have missed it!

 

[Knight Shift]

Illinois game week
But where's the look-a-like thread?
I must have missed it!

You must look harder
Will bump it up to the top
Need some help this week!

 

[Knight Shift]

Illinois game week
But where's the look-a-like thread?
I must have missed it!

Mod daily post dump
Drops look alike thread down low
Spanky should fix that