OFFICIAL Hokies Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Enter Scarlet Knights
Run over flailing Hokies
Exit Lane, win fight

 

[RutHut]

Negative fans will
Do the hokie pokie and
Turn themselves around

 

[DJ Spanky]

Are you a hokie?
And do you hokey pokey?
Turn yourself around.

 

[Doctor Worm]

Meaning of "hokey":
Silly, sappy, or mawkish.
Spelling doesn't count

 

[Knight Shift]

Enter Sandman plays
Off to never, never land
Knightmare in Blacksburg

Enter Scarlet Knights
Say your prayers, Hokies fans
Rutgers wins, as planned

 

[DirtyRU]

Monangai's our guy.
What the phuck is a Hokie?
Beamer can't save 'em.

 

[Knight Shift]

Monangai's our guy.
What the phuck is a Hokie?
Beamer can't save 'em.

Brent Pry is their guy
Three touchdowns Monangai
Hokies fans will cry

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Monangai’s swift feet,
Hokies’ defense can’t compete,
Heisman dreams replete.

 

[RUSK97]

Goble says Hokies,
With Rutgers in Blacksburg soon,
Turkey is served warm.

 

[Knight Shift]

Drones to the DBs:
I will run right over you
Good luck with that Ky

 

[RUforester72]

For Virginia Tech
We’ll be shooting down their Drones.
War over. Knights win.

 

[Knight Shift]

Howard Cosell called
Felix Unger: "inane drone"
That is a dull bee

What's a Kyron Drones?
Routine, boring news caption?
He will not sting Knights

 

[Knight Shift]

OFFICIAL threads sink
To bottom of board each day
Below useless posts

 

[wicker]

Castrated turkey
Is what they call a hokie.
We'll miss TOM Savage

Michael Vick, Bruce Smith
Among the Hokie legends
Nowhere near the field

 

[Knight Shift]

Michael Vick you say?
He has no dog in the fight
Barked up the wrong tree

 

[DJ Spanky]

Been bumped off the page
I guess it's been Tan-Go-Ized
So back to the top!

 

[Knight Shift]

Bumpity bump bump
Get above the giant dump
Of no reply posts

 

[Knight Shift]

Give Monangai ball
Hand off, short pass watch him run
Hokies can't tackle

 

[Knight Shift]

Another thread dump
Haiku thread, another bump
It's a pain in rump