OFFICIAL MICHIGAN HAIKU THREAD

[Knight Shift]

Ash won camp battle
Is Harbaugh out for revenge?
Could be a long Knight.

 

[ScarletRunner]

Schedule is brutal.
Please Wolverines have mercy.
Still sore from Buckeyes.

 

[PatrickRU92]

With no game this week
We should be well rested team
Bye weeks last too long

 

[Knight Shift]

With no game this week
We should be well rested team
Bye weeks last too long

I see what you did
I think I see what you did
What did you do there?

 

[mikemarc1]

Striping the birthplace
Is a very bad idea
When 10 k in Maize

 

[scarlet_ty]

Harbaugh is just weird
Sleepovers and teddy bears
Jersey reps jersey

 

[Knight Shift]

Weak Haiku this week
Rutgers fans licking their wounds
And grinding axes

 

[Knight Shift]

Birthplace will be striped?
Or will it be a graveyard?
Full of maize and blue?

 

[AshSaturday]

No Grant No Lambert
Laviano Needs to Run
Matthew better come QUICK!

 

[AshSaturday]

New Facebook feature
You can buy just like Craigslist
Antidepressants!

 

[Ruthinking]

Need inspiration,
On the field and with Haiku,
I just don't see it

 

[cRURah]

T'is football season
Rutgers rocks the maize and blue
Red team so jolly

 

[Ruthinking]

That's the best you've got?
I need more inspiration,
Big Ten blues...and maize.

 

[Ruthinking]

I am a blue troll
I'm going on vacation
Goodbye Rivals board!

Please google Haiku
You'll see its five seven five
No variation

 

[Knight Shift]

Need inspiration,
On the field and with Haiku,
I just don't see it

Do you know R!!!!! U!!!!!!
To be replaced by Hai!!!! Ku!!!!
New inspiration!

 

[Ruthinking]

Please google Haiku
You'll see its five seven five
No variation

Very suspicious
'Guessyouwerewrong' Haiku gone
Mod changed his haiku

His Haiku was bad
Syllables of six, nine, four
Mod deleted post

 

[megadrone]

Michigan game
Not sure if we will score points
Old Queens to ease pain

 

[Ruthinking]

Michigan game
Not sure if we will score points
Old Queens to ease pain

Can we score some points
You're asking the right question
A shut out will hurt

 

[Miramar-RU]

Time to change the tide
Harbaugh kicking and screaming
Wolverine meat. Yum!

 

[RU Golfer]

Stripe the birthplace girls
Come to the blue lot pregame
Free waxing by me

 

[Knight Shift]

We stripe the birthplace?
Will it be more paisley, or
Black-red polka dots?

 

[APKnight]

Rutgers fans are scared
Of what's coming Saturday
Matthew veers to sea.

 

[Knight Shift]

This fan is not scared
Partridge and chopped peppers stew
On tailgate menu.

 

[Ruthinking]

Hawkeyes, then Buckeyes.
Now bring on the Blue and Maize.
Somebody pinch me.

 

[RUforester72]

Our butts are still sore
From a Buckeye massacre.
Anger motivates.

 

[G-Bake]

Michigan in town
They are win-less at Rutgers
Strip the birthplace wins

 

[Knight Shift]

Michigan in town
They are win-less at Rutgers
Strip the birthplace wins

What? strip the birthplace?
Halftime show-poles on the field?
Will bring dollar bills!

 

[BeantownKnight]

I hear that one of
M's starters is out this week
Any chance it could (be all their starters)?

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

The CHOP forgotten
Who is being HUNTed now?
Stripe the Birthplace. See.

 

[G-Bake]

What? strip the birthplace?
Halftime show-poles on the field?
Will bring dollar bills!

Whoops! Strip the birthplace
Might be a better idea....
Distracts Maize and Blue

 

[Knight Shift]

Whoops! Strip the birthplace
Might be a better idea....
Distracts Maize and Blue

Lap dance for Peppers.
Rashan Gary-private room.
Knights run wild and score!

 

[miketd1]

Everybody has
A plan until they get punched
In the mouth. - Mike T.