OFFICIAL Michigan State Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Saturday Black Out
Spartans second half sleep walk
Chop them up- Knightmare.

 

[Knight Shift]

In the Air Tonight?
Please never play it again.
That song is a curse.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Spartans come to town
And get impaled on our lance
Old technology.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Spartans crumble in
The face of adversity
Face our blackout crowd.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Garbage taken out
Amazingly ignorant.
On with the haikus!

 

[GeorgeStreet]

Louisville was #2
MSU is #2
Play like it's 2006.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Louisville was #2
MSU is #2
Play like it's 2006.

Take a #2
Then you learn about haiku
Smelling your #2.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Spartans drop in polls
After visiting RU
Will drop much farther

 

[Knight Shift]

Vegas-big point spread.
Spartan secondary thin.
Pass, cover the spread.

Dream scenario.
Ditch run first, defense lights out.
Tear down the goal posts.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Imagination,
Dantonio has, Flood lacks
Bizzaro World WIN!

 

[PatrickRU92]

When we slit their throats
Red blood on their green jerseys
Will look like Christmas

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Louisville was #2
MSU is #2
Play like it's 2006.

Louisville was 3
Haikus are five - seven -five
Traditionally

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

When we slit their throats
Red blood on their green jerseys
Will look like Christmas

NOW THAT IS A HAIKU!

Not only 5-7-5 but each line a separate phrase that, together, paints a vivid picture of a place, setting and feeling. Except.. they will be wearing white.. so maybe "green numbers"? And instead of look like Christmas. maybe feel like Christmas.. minor points, its perfect... really well done.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Hey GoodOl'Rutgers
A haiku moderator
Responds properly

 

[DJ Spanky]

Scarlet Knights trample
The denizens of Sparta
Victory assured

 

[Knight Shift]

Read DJ Spanky,
Consult a dictionary,
Denizen-good word.

 

[jmg75]

Woe to the Spartans
Raritan Banks battle looms
Like Thermopylae

 

[jmg75]

Spartans and Trojans
One is a sticky condom
But it's Greek to me

 

[NYCTrader]

Go ask the Spartans,
Stranger passing by,
Got a spare coach we could buy?

(Yes, five five seven
Is often acceptable
In modern Haiku)

 

[DJ Spanky]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

(Yes, four lines no rhymes
Completely ridiculous
But works with Haiku)

 

[NYCTrader]

Son, finish this keg
Or be finished under it
Do not shame Rutgers

 

[DJ Spanky]

Son, finish this keg
Or be finished under it
Do not shame Rutgers

Open the spigot
While I lay underneath it
Just let the beer flow.

 

[AreYouNUTS]

They are Green they're White
Scarlet Knights need to show up
Down with Sparty time

 

[RUROCKIN]

Blackout... from drinking
I don't want to watch this game
Don't look Saturday

 

[RUROCKIN]

We're attending yes,
Wearing black with all you guys
We can only hope

 

[srru86]

Dantonio
Man behind two thousand six
Crushing Cincy loss

 

[iReC89]

No Joaquin around
Castle black will be smokin
Knights pledge: 1-0

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

When we slit their throats
Red blood on their green jerseys
Will look like Christmas

Mod D J Spanky
Scolded: respond properly
Great Haiku, Patrick !

 

[RUaMoose]

No Kyle again
Nutty Professor routed
It will be ugly

 

[DJ Spanky]

Mod D J Spanky
Scolded: respond properly
Great Haiku, Patrick !

DJ Spanky here
Ready to tailgate, drink beer
Watch us win and cheer

 

[Ruthinking]

Green and white will fight
Let's hope blackout rules the night
Both will wear some pink

 

[Knight Shift]

Leonte Carroo
Reinstated to the team
A Rutgers' fan's dream!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's see them handle
A healthy dose of Carroo
On Saturday night

 

[RUDutch]

Carroo will be back
Head coach Flood will not be back
Some think its all good

 

[jmg75]

King Leonidas
Threw a Persian down the well
Spartans to follow

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

Leonte Carroo
Leader of the cavalry
Knights kick Spartan's ass

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

It's upstream, black team
Black team, upstream in prime time
Number 4 goes down

 

[Rutgers Man 22]

Welcome back Carroo
Number 4 takes 4th ranked down
B1G win for the Knights

 

[DJ Spanky]

I posted this for Norfolk State (they're also the Spartans) so I guess it's still appropriate:

Spartans are coming
Kill! Kill! Blood makes the grass grow.
Even if it's turf.

And a slight modification to my haiku for the Kansas Jayhawks:

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
Spartan blood is what we'll spill.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!

 

[RUaMoose]

17 point dog
Another nutty presser
Be in bed by 10