OFFICIAL Morgan State Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Still reeling from loss
Team needs to build confidence
Should be easy win

 

[jmg75]

Blue and orange bears
Lowly as the Scarlet Knights
Someone has to win

Up from Baltimore
Come the marching Morgan Bears
Halftime should be good

 

[Doctor Worm]

I am sure we'll win
I mean, we'll probably win
God, I hope we win

When all else shall fail
There's a MEAC paycheck game
Last one for a while

 

[Doctor Worm]

Forget last week's loss
A long season still awaits...
Is that good or bad?

 

[Knight Shift]

Doctor Worm on fire
Wow, three Haikus in a row
Don't tire yourself out.

 

[DJ Spanky]

The Morgan State Bears
Come here looking for first win
Could Rutgers be it?

Gio sits the bench.
Bolin throws another pick.
Let's now rush Lewis.

But really who cares?
Wins are so overrated.
Let's all just tailgate.

 

[PatrickRU92]

Darkness enshrouds me
My pain is a hemorrhoid
Swollen and bleeding

 

[Doctor Worm]

Darkness enshrouds me
My pain is a hemorrhoid
Swollen and bleeding

Good Haiku emotes
However, some emotions
Are best left unsaid

 

[DJ Spanky]

Darkness enshrouds me
My pain is a hemorrhoid
Swollen and bleeding

Nobody assed you
Of your pain in the tookus
But thanks for sharing.

 

[RutHut]

Team has no excuse
Poorly coached, flat, tentative
We must play to win!

 

[jmg75]

Wildlife question
Do all bears poop in the woods?
Better in the game

 

[RUforester72]

Next team is not from
Nantucket.if we lose I
Will just say F*** It!

 

[RutHut]

Knights first play of game
A run up the middle...Stuffed
We win but barely

 

[Rufaninga]

Football is now back
If RU somehow loses
Ash is left off bus

 

[RutHut]

Wish you would step back
From that ledge my friend, you could
Cut ties with all the

Lies you've been living
In, and if you do not wish
To see Ash again

 

[RUsince52]

Once was for charity
Called the Urban Classic
Now a must win game.

 

[RUsince52]

The Morgan State bears
Could be a fun Saturday
Are they like Baylor ?

 

[Knight Shift]

Darkness enshrouds me
My pain is a hemorrhoid
Swollen and bleeding

Good Haiku emotes
However, some emotions
Are best left unsaid

Nobody assed you
Of your pain in the tookus
But thanks for sharing.

Patrick not gangster
Sorry for pain in the ass
No fan left behind

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Dare I say Hayden . . .

Went the way of the Haircut?

Time's right for Lewis!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Patrick not gangster
Sorry for pain in the ass
No fan left behind

Patrick has his wipes
For wiping out Morgan State
Hemorrhoids beware!

 

[MorrisAsh]

No QB Answers
Is RutgersAl wavering?
Prayers for Jerry Kill

 

[RU Golfer]

Saturday is Morgan
I am not talking the Brits
Do not play like $hitz

 

[Knight Shift]

Do Bears poop in woods?
They will be pooping their pants
In Piscataway

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bear hunting season
Starts at Rutgers Stadium
Saturday morning.

 

[jmg75]

Some bears are coming
These are not ferocious bears
Kill them anyway

 

[RUforester72]

Next team is not from
Nantucket.if we lose I
Will just say F*** It!

First post was not fair
Just tired of frustration
Feel good next week

 

[RUforester72]

Haiku after win [banana][banana]:cool2:[banana][banana]

Better than this :chairshot:and this :flush: and this :uzi:

Scarlet Knights prevail :pray:

 

[RutgersRockies]

Will anyone care?
Only diehards will tune in
Empy seats prevail

 

[RutgersRockies]

Bears who have no teeth
Eviscerated by Knights
Catharsis for fans

 

[Knight Shift]

If we lose to bears
Will be unbearable
BlockR won't shut up.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Irma can piss off
Just take your rain and shove it
Tailgate will be dry!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Haiku after win [banana][banana]:cool2:[banana][banana]

Better than this :chairshot:and this :flush: and this :uzi:

Scarlet Knights prevail :pray:

An emoji war!
I'll see your dancing banana
With one getting down.

 

[RUHotTrumpetMonkeyLove]

An emoji war!
I'll see your dancing banana
With one getting down.

Break rules of haiku
Spanky can't count to seven
Throw the yellow flag

 

[Knight Shift]

An emoji war!
I'll see your dancing banana
With one getting down.

Dancing banana?
That thing is freaking obscene
Virgin eyes burning.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Break rules of haiku
Spanky can't count to seven
Throw the yellow flag

Me no good haiku
Especially when coding
Work gets in the way.

An emoji war!
Match your dancing banana
With one getting down.

How dat haiku sound?
Got syllables right dis time.
Me so smart me is!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's all get crazy!

Then we'll have a sissy fight.

Followed by coffee.

 

[DJ Spanky]

But back to the game.

Let's put Lewis at QB

To hand off the ball.

 

[Knight Shift]

But back to the game.

Let's put Lewis at QB

To hand off the ball.

Purdue Fleaflicker
Rutgers missionary style
And plain vanilla

 

[Doctor Worm]

Betting line on game?
Last week, much "Free Money!" talk.
Such talk now silenced.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Game number three soon
We're hoping for good weather
Tailgate's important.